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check my new ish my homies! :la:


things I like ~v~ and art I like!


Yeah, I'm talking about writing fanfictions. I'm really loosing my touch. I mean like, I've been posting a story every other month. You noticed? I usually don't stick to hobbies for too long anyway, so it's amazing I've been doing this for two years! But, I think I'm gonna go ahead and just quit. Like, there's a bunch of other fanfiction writers you guys can watch. I'm seriously not that good. I guess I just lost my motivation to do this anymore. I've just been going to my and staring at stuff, but not seeming to write anything...I guess, that means I'm done.

I feel like I've said this before, but I don't think there was ever a time I was just like, "I quit writing fanfictions!" but yeah. I was wondering when this would come to an end. Took two years, then. 

Well, if I'm not writing fanfictions, I don't really have a need for this account anymore...Guess I can just leave it. Like, if I deactivate it, everything'll be gone. Though there are some stories on here that I wrote that I completely despise, I still wrote a couple good little somethings. 

So anyway, I'm out.
  • Listening to: tyler, the creator- Tron cat
Ha ha! Yaass! The homie was gone for awhile cause I wanted to focus on the midterms. I might have AB honor roll this nine weeks ewe I think I passed that class I got a d in last nine weeks.

Anyway, I'll get to writing XD the first thing I gotta finish up is that request I got from my sissy o3o

Nextly, the homie got a new phone! This phone is like, the shit >w< everything I'm doing right now, I'm doing from my phone. I haven't even opened my laptop since I got this phone! XD I was working with a FIRST generation iPhone, you guys. You do not know how much I love this phone right now.

When I got it though, I was thinking about 21 century problems. Seriously, I'm bitching about a smartphone XD when I got this phone, I was mad cause the charger wasn't like just a USB. Like, I can't hook it up to my laptop to charge. That pissed me off, when I took it out the box >w<

Soooo, like, I'll be going through my messages now there's so many! Ta ta, til I see ya in the comments, my dears~! *goes back to closet to take drugs with the weeknd, then go do bad stuff!*
  • Mood: Winter Downs
  • Listening to: tyler, the creator- blow
  • Reading: my
  • Eating: Cake~!
  • Drinking: tea
A week passes from your fairly educational day with your mom. You were in first period and some kind of anger was just building in you. It was that damn girl's fault! Everyday! Everyday, she'd come over and have to say something to Peter, and Peter's dumbass had to just let it happen. Oh, you hated her. She'd always be whipping around her pink hair, like she was some kind of fun loving model. You hated how effortlessly she was just pretty and didn't even acknowledge it. She had to die...Ok, maybe not die, but something had to be done! She wasn't even in class yet, and you were already mad at her.

Speak, more so think, of the devil, she entered the classroom. You were glaring in her direction, just waiting for her to greet your red head best friend who was sitting next to you.

"Hey, Andy," Peter waved to her. Her cheeks tinted a bit, but she waved back.

Something in your head snapped, when you heard Peter speak to her first. He even called her by a nickname. Did he not see you sitting right next to him? You wanted to slap him so hard. You still weren't fully sure what about Andrea and Peter really triggered you to have these thoughts. It was embarrassing, when you thought about it in your right mind. You slid down in your seat.

Tyler was walking to class by himself, after spending quite some time convincing Nancy that he could get to class on his own. As he was walking, an arm reached over his shoulder and pulled him back into a kiss, which was the last thing he was expecting. When he realized it was his boyfriend though, he resisted less. The kiss was violent and sloppy as usual. Even so, it still sort of scared Tyler to be kissed so roughly, but he tried his best not to say anything about, since that just seems to be the way he kissed.

When Tyler was allowed to breathe, he wiped his mouth and leaned his head against the other's chest, "H-hey Feliks."

"Tyler. Answer a question."


"How long have we been together?"

He cuddled into Feliks' arm and peacefully sighed out, "Three months, four days, five hours, and twenty-two minutes~ Did you want the seconds too?! I've been counting since the day you kissed me and walked two steps away from my homeroom door and three seconds after your shoulders slumped a bit~!"

"Shut up and listen," Tyler closed his lips tight and nodded. "I want to fuck you."

He lets go of Feliks arm and steps back in a bit of surprise, "A-ah. Y-you're really blunt."

"I want to have sex with you."

"I-I heard you! Y-you didn't have to repeat it!"

"You didn't answer me back, so I said it again. Answer me, or I'm repeating it again."

"W-well...I-I don't know. I-I just kind of found out what happens last weekend."

"You didn't know?"


"You are still just a sixth grader. I was gonna wait, but I'm getting bored."

"You've done it before?!"

"That's not the point here. Are you, or what?"

Tyler rubbed his fist against one another as he nervously thought and looked all over the floor, as if the right decision would just show up down there. "I-I...I-I don't know. I-I mean, you haven't even met my friends yet!"

"Alright then. I'll meet your friends today, then you'll come over my house tomorrow."

"O-oh. Uhm."

"That's what you just asked for, right?"

"U-uh! Y-yeah!"

He kissed Tyler once again, before turning him and pushing him forward, "Alright. Leave." Tyler nodded then hurried to his class.

When Nancy entered class, she waved to Lili as she'd normally do, then took her seat. She turned back to wave to Yin, then prepared herself for class by getting out paper and a pen.

"Why do you say hello to me everyday?" Yin questioned.

She turned back around. "You don't want me to?"

"I-I mean, you can if you want to. I was just asking!"

"Well, because I want to, then," she concluded then faced her table again.

Lili looked back at the girl and stared at her with a grin on her face. "...You wanna fuck Nancy, huh?"

Nancy hit her over the head, "Lili, you pervert! Leave that girl alone!"

"Look how she's defending you! Oh, I wish she'd defend me like that~!"

"Shut up!"

"She'd have you screaming like, 'Oh! oh, Nancy! Nancy! You're too rough with my small body! Nancy! Nancy!"

"You sick little!" Nancy jumped on her, knocking her out of her seat. She grabbed her shirt and started shaking her, not really wanting to hurt her, but still wanted to get her point across.

"Yin! Your girlfriend is molesting me! She's touching all over my titties!" Nancy was so flustered, all she could do was glare down at Lili with the reddest cheeks. "Now, all the boys are taking pictures of us."

"W-what?!" She looked at the crowd around them consisting of pretty much every boy in the class, with their cellphones out and either a joyously surprised look on their face, or a smile so big, you'd think god just came down, dapped him up and told him, 'See you in heaven.' Nancy covered her face, "D-don't take pictures!"

Yin just nodded absentmindedly as she turned to face her desk, "I-I need to break this habit of crushing on the weird people."

Lunch time came around. By this time, you weren't speaking to Peter and already made that known to him once you left first period, despite him constantly trying to get you to say something to him all day. When you got to the lunch table you and your friends usually sat at, you sat on the end seat with Tyler next to you. Peter sighed and sat in front of you.

"Hey, Tyler," you acknowledged him. You then noticed him just poking at his food, running his fork over the different items on the tray. This was strange, since Tyler always excitedly ate anything. "What's the matter, Tyler?...Tyler!"

He jumped, "H-hm?!"

"I said hey."

He looked around the table, "...When did you guys get here?"

"What's wrong?"

"What do you mean?"

Lili came running over to the table, "What up?! Me and Nancy had sex in first period!"

"I-I hate you so much, Lili!" Nancy complained as she sat next to her.

"Aye! You guys saw Nancy and Lili's sex tape?!" Ravis raced over and sat on the other side of Tyler.

"Y-you guys were seriously doing that in class?!" Peter worried.

"No!" Nancy argued.

"Yeah! She was all over me!" Lili announced.

"Somebody showed me the pictures in third period!" Ravis boasted.

"I never suspected you and Lili to like each other. Especially not to be ballsy enough to just do it in the classroom!" your shook your head, "Maybe Ravis, but not you, Nancy."

"W-we were fighting a-and it just looked awkward!"

"I don't know about you, but I wasn't fighting it, baby~!" Nancy hit her over the head, "Ow!"

"Tell them that's not what we were doing!"

"Fine. Fine...You were touching my titties though."

"You're such a perv."

"(n-name)," Peter called to you, "Uhm. Weren't you and Tyler talking just a minute ago?"

Ravis poked Tyler's cheek, "You broken?"

"W-what? I-I mean, why do you say that?"

"You're not eating."

"I know, right?! That's what I thought!" you added.

"Something's wrong," Nancy concluded.

"N-no! I-I'm fine!"

"Eat something off that plate."

"But, N-"

"Eat something."

He grumbled as he stared down at it. "...E-eww!"

You and your friends gasped, "Tyler never turns his nose up to food!"

"When something's wrong with him, his taste buds get expensive," Nancy explained, "What is it?"

Tyler first pushed his plate away from him, "Well...After school...I-I want you guys to meet somebody."

"You making friends without us?!" Lili guessed with her fist balled up by her face.

"Nu-uh! We're not friends."

"They bullying you?!" you were next to guess.


You slapped him on the back, "Don't you worry, Tyler! Bring'em right along! Good idea to do it after school too!"

"I-it's not like that!"

"You don't have to be scared, Tyler! We got this!" Ravis assured, "I'll even sit with you somewhere else while everybody's breaking the body. I hope you know what I'm sacrificing for you."

"It's not a bully, you guys!"

" get a boyfriend?" Nancy wondered out loud. Tyler bit his lip as he nodded slowly.

"You got a boyfriend?!" the rest of you blurted out, even though he just confirmed that.

Lili stood up and looked all over the cafeteria, "Where is he?! What he look like?! He in any of my classes?!"

"H-he's not in the sixth grade."

"You're dating an older boy?"


"When did this happen?" you elbowed him with a smirk on your face.

He covered his face with his hands and put his head on the table, "A-almost four months ago."

Lili and Ravis fell out of their seats, "Bruh."

You yelled as you hit his arms, "You didn't feel the need to tell anybody?! Huh?! You got balls, mister! Balls!"

"I-I'm sorry! I was going to tell you guys sooner! I-it's guys are so protective of me and ready to fight anybody! I-I don't want you guys fighting him!"

Nancy leaned over the table, "If he doesn't hurt you, then there's no need to worry about us fighting him."

You moved in closer to him, "Has he hurt you?"


"Then we good!" everyone chorused.

"Unless like, he's one of our worst enemies that we forgot even went to this school, despite obvious reasons why that would be stupid. Or, one of us doesn't like him and try to convince you against it and it ruins our friendship forever and the next time we'll all be in the same place is at your wedding, where we all get into extremely heated arguments about our past, then end up crying and laughing at the same time in each other's arms and promise to never have something so simple break us up again...Or maybe both," Lili addressed.

"...Da fuck you talkin' bout?" you were the first to break the weird silence that developed because of her babbling.

"You don't get it because you're not behind the fourth wall...Well, you kind of are, actually."

"...Fuck you talkin' bout?!"

After school, you waited for your friends by the school doors. Peter was the first to find you. You ignored him and looked elsewhere for the rest of your friends.

"(name)! Come on! I said sorry! I'm not sure what I'm saying sorry for, but I said it!...Please, say something to me...(name)!"

"Leave me alone, already!"

"At least tell me what I did!"

"You know what you did!"

"I really don't! Could you spell it out for me or something? I seriously don't get it."

You grumbled under your breath and glanced over to him. His sad eyes looked into yours. You quickly looked away. You weren't prepared for that. Even if he does know what he did, hell, if you knew what he did, he looked sincerely sorry. Plus, you couldn't stay mad at him. You huffed as you looked down, "I-I'm sorry."

"It's whatever, but could you tell me what I did to make you so mad at me?"

"Don't worry about it."

"How am I suppose to not worry about it?! You didn't talk to me all day! I wanna know so I don't do it again!"

You covered your mouth with your hand. Damn, he's really surprising you today. "Y-you won't! I-it's fine! Forget it happened!"

"...You're really weird, (name). Don't just stop talking to me for no reason like that!"

"(name) wasn't talking to you?" Lili, who must have been eavesdropping, popped into the conversation.

Your face heated up, "Y-you heard it wrong!"

"Heard what wrong?" Nancy questioned.


"(name) and Peter haven't been talking!" Lili informed her.

"You haven't? Why not?"

"Why not, what?" Ravis asked.

"Damn it! Nothing happened!"

"(name's) in a mood and hasn't been talking to Peter," Nancy told him.

"Maybe she started her period!" Lili assumed.

Peter and Ravis ran behind Lili. "T-that explains everything!" Peter claimed.

"Oh, my god! Did she get blood on you, dude?!" Ravis fretted. Peter shook his head as they both took deep breaths, even though they only ran like six steps.

"Why did you guys get behind me?"

"Because you're already crazy as fuck! Even when you get yours, you couldn't possibly get any crazier," Ravis gladly responded to Lili.

"You calling me crazy?! I'd kill you! Take it back!" you threatened.

"Take it back! Take it back! She might actually kill you!" Peter urged him.

"I hate you guys! Th-"

"Lets go somewhere more open, so Tyler can find us better," Nancy suggested and started walking. You calmly agreed then went after her.

"Ooohh~ You two got (name) maaaaad," Lili sung then snickered as she followed behind you.

"Shit. She's been mad at me all day!"

"What did you do?"

"I don't fucking know, man! I don't fucking know!" Ravis laughed at him as they went to catch up with the rest of you.

You all waited for Tyler patiently, until you saw him pulling a blonde boy behind him. He was much taller and older looking than any of you were. He looked closer to the end of his teenage years, than the beginning. Tyler stopped when he got close enough and smiled to all of you, "You guys, this is my boyfriend."

"Hell to the mother fuckin no!" Ravis and Nancy objected.

"The fuck are you doing with one of my friends, Feliks?! You know he's a sixth grader, right?"

Tyler blinked a few times, "You know each other, Ravis?"

"He's one of my older brother's friends."

"Your brother goes here?"

"No. He's in his right grade, ninth."

"Oh, yeah. I forgot you made it into middle school, Ravis. How's it going, pussy?" Ravis grabbed Tyler's free arm and tried to pull him away. Feliks took hold of Tyler's wrist. "Where ya going?"

"Let him go!"

Nancy went to help Ravis. "Y-you guys!" Tyler complained.

You and Lili were off to the side watching, hands in her back pack digging around in the chip bag she kept in there. "Fucking told you this would happen."

Tyler pulled his arm away from the two and scurried back over to his boyfriend. "You guys, stop it! I love him, no matter what!"

"Tyler, you're crazy!" Nancy shouted, "No offense to you, blondie, but what part of this thing trying to pass for a human do you 'love'?!"

"You want some chips?" you and Lili offered Peter. He partook and you all continued to watch the drama unfold.

"Nancy! That was really really mean! I love everything about him and he loves me! You better find something nice to say!...You're one of my best friends and my cousin, and I want you at my wedding."

"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Wait! Pause that! What wedding?!"

"Our wedding! We're gonna get married!"

You, Lili, and Peter dropped to the ground, "Bruh!"

"Tyler, we're eleven!"


She rubbed her forehead, "You are such an idiot sometimes. Tyler, be reasonable here. I don't even know this boy and yet I can still tell it's not going to end well."

"You don't know what you're talking about!"

"You're so stupid!"

"I-I don't care what you say, Nancy! You're not my mom, alright?!"

"Whatever, Tyler! Do whatever you want then! But, congratu-fucking-lations on finding someone who's just like your dad!" You and all of your friends, including Nancy, covered their mouths. None of you, besides Nancy, have ever met Tyler's dad, so you didn't know what kind of person he was, since neither her nor Tyler really talked about him, but you all still felt that was a bit mean of her to say. "T-Tyler, I-I didn't m-"

"Thank you, very much!" Tyler shouted, before sticking his nose in the air and walking off with the boy you all were meeting.

"I-I didn't mean it..."

"You were just trying to help him, Nancy. Don't feel too bad about it," Ravis tried to comfort her. "I don't know what the hell Feliks did or told him, but Tyler can't possibly love him."

"W-well...W-why not?" you interrupted. Everyone looked back to you. "I-I mean! None of us really even know what love is or what it feels like. Maybe Tyler feels it."

"That's stupid!" Ravis concluded. "You can't actually feel love! It's not a thing! People just think it is!"

"How do you know?!"

"Ivan told me! Duh! He knows everything!"

You pointed at him and yelled, "Nobody just knows everything, idiot!"

He clinched his teeth as he retorted to you with, "You trying to say Ivan lied to me?!"

You stepped forward towards him and countered, "No! I'm trying to say you're an idiot! Idiot! I bet love is a real thing!"

He got closer to you and implied, "You gonna prove it?!"

"Damn right, I'mma prove it!" you exclaimed then shoved him, "And when I do, you better say sorry to Tyler! You and Nancy!"

"Don't touch me!" he pushed you back, "And don't tell me what to do!"

"You're not suppose to hit girls, you bitch!" you pushed him back, more roughly this time.

"I didn't hit you yet, dumbass!"

"You wanna fight?! Lets go!"

"We can go! I don't care!"

"Come on! Stop talking!"

"You're the one talking!"

"Shut up!"

"You shut up!"

"I'll break your damn legs! Tell me to shut up again!"

"You guys! Calm down!" Nancy insisted as she stood between the two of you and held out both of her hands. "There's no need to fight."

"Hmph!" you turned your head away from Ravis, as he did from you. "Whatever! I'm gonna prove that love is real. That's all there is to it. My parents are in love, so they're going to tell me. When Tyler explains the same feeling, you better say sorry to him."

"Pssh! Whatever! You're just gonna find out that you're stupid, while I'm actually going to be helping Tyler and getting that piece of shit away from him!"

"Whatever!" you sassed.

"Whatever!!" Ravis repeated back to you.

You then heard a car horn, followed by, "(naaaaaaammmmeeee)!!! You better come on before I do something embaraaaassssiiiiiinnnggg~!!" your mom sang as she waved from the window of the car. You raced off to the car and hopped in the passenger's seat. "I knew that would get your attention."

"That alone was embarrassing enough, ma."

"Thanks!" she cheerfully stated before riding off.
Y'all know y'all can ask me anything, right? o3o I mean, y'all know pretty much everything about me XD Just sayin'. Ya wanna know something bout the homie, just ask >w< I'm far too open~!

Tyler: Yo, Dyah! I got a question! Ever sucked some dick?!

Nah! But you can hop on mine, homie!

Speaking of questions~!

Tagged by: NekoDemon37

Compound bow or Recurve?

I have no idea what that means XD I really looked that up and found out they're crossbows...They're crossbows, right? Uhm...I pick the recurve one.

DreamWorks or Disney?

I don't really watch either like just on a regular...Uhm...Dreamworks! >w<

Supernatural, Dr. Who, or Sherlock?

I feel like I'm really just throwing answers out XD I've never watched any of these before, so I'd feel bad picking one, if I never watched it.

What is your favorite mythology?(Ex., Greek, Roman, Norse, etc.)

Greek. It's the one I know most of >w<

Warmth or cold?

Warmth! A question I know the answer to~!

Favorite color?

Dark green

What piercings do you want/have?

I only have piercings in my ears. I wanted one in my tongue, but people have informed me that that is called a tramp I have withheld that piercing o3o

What about tattoos?

Don't have any of those. Don't really plan to get any.

Ever have a drink before?

Oh, I hate the taste of alcohol! >3<

Star Trek or Star Wars?

More series I've never watched~! You've never watched star treck/star wars?! What kind of person are you?!
  • Mood: Winter Downs
  • Listening to: Danny Brown- Adderall admiral
  • Reading: my
  • Eating: Cake~!
  • Drinking: lemonade!
The next day, sometime around noon, you and Gilbert were having somewhat of a productive day. You kept your cellphone nearby all day, just encase you'd get a call. Lucky for you, you did get one as you were sitting on the couch. It was a number you've never seen, so you got a bit anxious. You let it ring for awhile, since you didn't want to look desperate, just encase it was who you were hoping for. You cleared your throat then answer, "Hello?"

"Your voice sounds just as beautiful over the phone," you giggled and kicked your feet a bit.

"Thanks~" you beamed. "I-it's nice to hear from you. S-so soon, too."

"Of course. I couldn't leave such a radiate sunflower waiting."

"Stop it! Stop it! You're making me blush too hard!" you playfully argued. "I haven't blushed like this since I was...Alright, lets not go into my age. I'm feeling good, right now."

"You're pretty and funny."

"I'm funny? People tell me that, sometimes, but I don't see it. I see weird...Really weird...N-not the creepy weird! L-like the cool weird! There's a difference."

"Well, how about we go somewhere tonight and you can show me the difference."

"I can so do that! Cool weird is where it's at! My, god. I need to act my age, sometimes..."

With your child, who was at school, getting ready to go to lunch, he was getting ready to use your advice. His friend, Dyah was leaving her locker by herself. He nodded to himself before approaching her.

"Hey, Gil."

"H-hey, De. Uhm. Lets walk to class together!"


Everything was going according to your plan. You told him to walk with her to any classes they had together and when with her, to make sure no other of her friends, especially boys, were around. You said when this step was cleared, that he had to hold her hand or put his arm around her, so others could see and think that they were more than just friends. That way, if people kept asking, she'd see it too. 

As they walked together, Gilbert nervously watched her hand that was just swinging next to her. He awkwardly reached for it, missed, and his hand kind of just rubbed up against the bottom of her shirt. She looked over to him and his face heated up, "I-I didn't. I-I mean...u-uhm."

"You good, bro?"

"Y-yeah! Yeah! Good?! I-I'm awesome! What do you mean?"

"...Nothing, I guess."

That failed. If he couldn't hold her hand, he couldn't possibly put his arm around her, right? Wrong! You taught him better! He was gonna get this, or he wasn't your son! At least, that was the mindset he was getting into.

He stretched his arm behind her, without touching her though. He was hesitant but decided to just do it. He wrapped his arm around her shoulder and pulled her close to him, kind of forcefully. By accident, of course. She drops her things, from the suddenness, "Bruh!"


"What, in the name of anime, were you attempting to do?!" she got on her knees to pick up her things.

He went to help her. "N-nothing! I-I just-"

"Are you ok?! Like seriously! You're fucking weird today!"

"I-I'm fine!" She snickered. "What?!"

"You're nervous."

"N-nervous?! I'm too awesome to be nervous!"

"Nah. Nah. You nervous. About that test in Biology, right? You were trying to ask to cheat on my paper, when you know I don't cheat of test!"

"U-uh, yeah! That!"

She got her things together, then got to her feet, "Well, forget it. I can help you with the homework I hear we're gonna have tonight, but not the test!" she walked on ahead. That...went...ok?

As the school day came to an end, you were at home, seeing which one of your outfits would make the best, 'I-totally-look-this-hot-everyday' impression. You were down to three. You were wearing one of your options and checking it out in the mirror. You haven't put this much thought into an outfit since Nancy hooked you up with Gilbert's dad.

"Ma. I'm home," you son lazily announced. You left from your room, to greet him in the living room.

"Hey~! How was school?"

"Eh," was his answer as he flopped on the couch, throwing his face into a pillow.

"Eh? You fucked up, didn't you?"

"I-I don't wanna talk about it!"

"It was that bad, Gil?" you complained while letting out a breath.

"Can't I just try a different girl?"

"No! You trying to settle?! I'm trying to help you get first place!"

"You're trying to help me do the impossible; date my gay best friend!"

"Why you being negative?!"

He smacked his teeth, then held up his head to look at you. Before he could get any words out, he noticed your outfit, "The hell are you going?"

"Hm? Oh, you mean my outfit?" you twirled around, "Like it? I'm going on a date~!"

"With Nancy and Tyler, right?"

"Nu-uh! With Ivan," you touched your cheeks as your smile widened.

He growled under his breath, "What for?"

"What you mean?"

"What are you going out with him for?!"

"Cause...I feel like it?" you shook your head as you chuckled at his question and started to head back to your room.

"Y-you can't!"

"Why not?"


"Cause? Oh! Let me drop everything! I forgot all about cause!" you sarcastically panicked.

"Ma! You gotta help me with...m-my project! I got a project to do in biology and I want to do it tonight!"

"Why tonight, of all nights?! You know we always wait last minute for projects! It's like a rule!"

He crossed his arms, "Ja. That's why I always get like a D on them. Dyah's not gonna want to date me, if I fail!"

You groaned, then whined some as you stomped off to your room. "Fiiinnee!" you drawled out. "Why did you have to crush on the nerds?" In your room, you pouted as you sat on your bed. You sighed heavily while you were taking out your cellphone. It took you awhile, since you were staring at the number you now had to dial to deliver news that got you so down, but you did it.

"My dear sunflower."

"Hey, Ivan," you lowly greeted him back.

"What's the matter? You sound sad."

"Uhm. Well, I can't get out tonight."

"Why not?"

"My son needs me, for schoolwork reasons. You know."

"Is that all?"


"You can still come, then!"

You blinked a few times, "...You're loosing me, here."

"Dyah could help him. She's very smart and they're friends. I'm sure he wouldn't mind having her there, instead."

You perked up at his idea, "Oh~! That's perfect!"

"Then, I'll see you tonight, da?"

You jumped up, celebrating, "Da! Fuck yeah, in English!" you covered your mouth, "O-oh! U-uhm! S-sorry. I-I"

"You're so cute," he chuckled.

"Y-yeah! T-thanks. Uhm...I'll see you later, kay? Don't forget to bring Dyah."


You hung up then left to tell Gilbert your good news, "Guess what?!"


"Ya mama's about to bitch slap ya with good news!"

"Why does everything have to be violent with you?"

"Cause it's fun. Where do you think you get it from? Your dad? Ha!"

He sat up, then crossed his legs on the couch. "Whatever. What ya gotta bitch slap with, ma?"

"First off! I want an enthusiastic response! I want the whole, 'you're the best mom in the world! How do you do it, ma?! I can't wait until I get older, so I can pay everything for you!' I want all of it! Might as well go on ahead and say it all now!"

Your son was laughing at you throughout your whole speech, "Well, alright ma! I'm ready!"

"I got you Dyah, in this house, with no parental vision!"

"O-oh, my god! H-how did y-"

"Where's the best mom in the world and paying everything for me part?! Most importantly, the paying everything for me part."

He looked down to his spazzing hands while his face was reaching a red you've never witnessed before. "I-I don't get it! U-uhm! L-like, can I touch her and stuff?! D-do you just want us to t-talk o-"

You slapped him in the face, "Stop babbling and get a hold of your nuts! Stop being a scary little bitch!"

"Ma! You can't just slap and say stuff like that to your kid! I thought we went over this! I'm gonna be a fucked up person if you keep doing this!"

"How else are you going to learn how to be a man?!"

"Read a book?"

You stomped your foot, "We don't read in this house, damn it! I will teach you, if it's the last thing I do! I'm doing one hell of a job, too," you proudly stated. "I mean look at you?"

"Good point."

"Anyway. Back on subject," you slapped him again, "Hell yeah, you touch her! You touch her until she tells you she doesn't want to go that far! And if she doesn't say that...Uhm...Alright, just don't be having babies. I didn't have time to prepare and get you condoms...and still at least try to get some of the project done too."


"The one for biology, right?"

He smacked his teeth, "That's how you got her here?!"

"What? Ivan said she was smart. You told me that too!"

"He's just trying to get you out the house!"

"No! Really?!"

"I don't like him! I don't want you going anywhere with him!"

You covered your mouth as you rolled your eyes dramatically, "Pssshhh! Boy, you cray cray!"

"I'm serious!"

You sighed deeply then sat next to him on the couch, "...Alright. Why don't you like him?"

He turned his head away from you and grumbled, "He looks creepy."

"That's mean, Gilbert," he didn't answer you back. You nudged his arm, "You can't just make assumptions like that."

"Well, you can't just assume he's a cool person!"

"Then, that's why I'm going on this date! To see. You never know until you give someone a try, but I like him so far," he balled up his fist and mumbled things angrily to himself. "...You're just gonna be grumpy about this all night?"

"Yes! There's no reason for you to go out with him, ma! Lets say he isn't creepy. So?! You don't need him!"

"Need him?"

"It's not like you're lonely or anything! I'm here with you! If you want some help with the bills or something, I'll get a job! I'll protect you from anything! You don't need him around! I can do anything he can for you!"

"I can name a few things you can't," you more so mentioned to yourself as you looked off to the ceiling.


"I-I'm sorry! Sorry! On topic now; it's been a really long time since I've gone out, Gilbert. I haven't since you were born!"

"Then why do it now?!"

"I thought you'd be old enough now that it wouldn't bother you as much!"

"This is even worse!"

"You know I just won't bring anybody around you! Calm down! It's one date!"

"I don't care! You're staying home!"

You stood back up, "You've lost it, little boy! You don't just tell me what I can and can't do!"


You locked your fingers together as you held your hand by your mouth and lightened your tone. "I don't know if you're going through some kind of only child or mom complex or something, but just calm down, alright? I'll be fine. Ok?" he refused to meet your eyes as he continued to pout on the couch. You threw your hands up to signal that you gave up and just went back off to your room to finish getting dressed. "Whatever, Gilbert. Just be a grumpy cat."

Some time passes. You were in your room checking out how totally hot and young you looked before putting on your shoes, when you heard the doorbell. You got butterflies in your stomach as you tried to rush to get your foot in your shoe. "Gilbert! Get the door!" You finally got both shoes on, then you heard the bell again. You narrowed your eyes to your door then shook your head before getting it yourself.

You left out of your room and saw your son on the couch, playing his portable gaming system. "Thanks for getting the door!" you sarcastically hold both of your thumbs up towards him, before opening the front door. There stood the tall, sweet looking man you've waited for. You played in your hair as you looked down, like a child with a crush, "H-hi, Ivan."

"(name). Uhm...Dyah couldn't come."

"H-huh?!" you looked up and noticed he was by himself. "W-wha- b-but, we a-"

The teenager's head peaked from behind him, "Beep! Beep! Evenin', Ms. Beilschmidt!"

"Oh, my goodness! I'm just now realizing how short you really are, with you hiding behind your uncle like that!"

"Thanks~" she sang as she moved beside him. She looked behind you and caught sight of Gilbert. "Hey, Gil! I didn't know you were trying to do your project this early! I'm embarrassed! I usually wait until the last two days to do mine," he didn't say anything back to her or even acknowledge that she was speaking to him. "Is he alright?" she whispered to you.

You leaned down, "He's a little grouchy. You should use your special girl powers to help out with that," you hinted and winked at her as you left out the door some. 

"U-uhm! W-well, as his friend, I-I'll try my best, ma'am!"

You chuckled and patted her head, "Alright, sweetie! You take care of him~!" You walked beside Ivan to his car as the teen stood at the door trying to decipher what you meant.

In the car, you giggled, "She's cute."

"Hm? Ah...," he absentmindedly just nodded to you.

"So! You don't have any kids?"

"Oh, no. I actually have three."

"Oh, god! Aren't you younger than me?! I had Gilbert at a young age, too!" you next mumbled, "You and your ex-wife must have been like bunnies!"

He laughed at you, "No. We adopted them."

"Oh...I didn't think about that one. Are they all boys? Girls? Both? What's their names?" you caught him smiling as you watched him. "I feel like you've been laughing at me since I met you!"

"It's not that I'm laughing at you! You're just so energetic and perky. You're like a stuffed sunflower I saw in a store window one day that I just want to keep forever."

"...That is the sweetest compliment I have ever gotten! I've never been called a sunflower before! I like sunflowers~!"

"But to answer your questions, they're all boys and named Ravis, Toris, and Eduard."

"Aww! Cute names! How old are they?! I can't wait to meet them!"

"Nine, twelve, and thirteen."

"Oh, awesome!"

"They tend to be rather shy around people, for some reason."

"That's fine! I love kids! I can get the little quiet chickies to talk~!"

"You're so full of life."

"Thanks! You're...," you smile wide as the word came to you. "adorable!"


"Uh-huh! You're like!...You're like a big teddy bear! Like, some kids might be scared of you, you know, cause you're big, but to another kid, they might just want to have you around forever, for kid stuff! Like hugging when bad dreams come, or hiding behind when you don't want your parents to find you, or keeping you warm at night, like other normal sized bears can't give to you! I always thought those big bears were so adorable!" you then covered your mouth. " O-oh, my goodness! T-that's offensive, huh?! I-I'm sorry! I bet that's the last thing you wanted for me to say!"

"I think it's sweet."


"Yes. No one's ever told me that before. Most seem to be scared of me."

"That sucks, cause you're hella cool! If I would have complimented another dude like that, they probably would've kicked me out of the car! I'm not sure why I said it. I don't really seem to think about the words I say when I'm talking to you."

"I like that."

"...What happened to you and your ex-wife?"

He laughed nervously, "O-oh, uhm...S-she left."


"I-it just didn't work out, I-I guess."

"Oh, come on! We're both divorced and parents. I'll tell you mine, if you tell me yours~"

"U-uh...You first."

"Boo! You better tell me yours, when I'm done! No bullshitting! Promise?!"


"Hmm...You're driving, so you can't pinkie swear but," you move over and wrapped one of your arms around his, "Alright! Now promise!"

"I promise! I promise!"

"Good!" you paused for a moment, then leaned your head on his arm. "Uhm...We were seventeen. My best friend hooked it up! She was always into that match maker shit. She's weird. Anyway! Dated for a year, married ASAP, got pregnant, divorced within two days of knowing so," you cuddled him a bit as you sighed, "Your turn!"

"...Well,...basically...she was my oldest sister's friend. She was one of the few people who didn't mind my presence, so I married her. T-that didn't really last very long..."

"Why not?"

"...I don't want to scare you away, and so early."

"It takes a lot to scare me away! I'm scared of few things. I'm too awesome for fear! Come on! What is it?!"

"...M-my younger sister."

"Your sister?"

"S-she's crazy! S-she ran her off and I never saw her again. I-I don't want her to run you off, too."

"She didn't like her or something?"

"S-she has this weird obsession with me a-and it's really creepy."

"Well, don't you worry! I don't scare easily! She can come at me, bro! I'm way too awesome!" You noticed the car come to a stop. You looked out the window and saw you were in front of the new restaurant that was built a few weeks ago. "Oh, yeah...I kind of forgot we were going somewhere."

"We've gotten to know each other so well, already."

"I know, right? Wanna just get some drinks or something? Talking is always better with vodka~!"

"I really hope my sister doesn't run you off."

At your house, once Dyah was out of her thoughts, she entered the house and shut the door behind her. "Alright, youngster! Lets get to work!" He ignored her once again. She trotted over and bent down. She looked to him, then the game in his hand, then back to him. She then hit the screen with her hand.

"What the fuck?!"

"Hi, Gilbert!" she yelled, unnecessarily loud.

"Hi, Dyah!" he yelled back, then went to his game once again.

"Come on! Lets party or something! We're here by ourselves and my uncle usually stays out late. Don't Toni and Francis live nearby? Lets turn up! Lets go!"

"Like hell he's staying out late with my mom! Better be back before ten!"

She backed away a bit due to his sudden outburst, "Calm down. I didn't mean it like that. He just likes to get out with people who actually aren't scared of him. He rarely leaves the h-"

"I don't care," he cut her off.

"Gilbert...Do you not like him?"

"Yes," he bluntly answered.

"...I know it's probably because you really care about your mom and don't want anything bad to happen to her, but my uncle Ivan really isn't as bad as people think. I promise," he shook his head, as if he wasn't accepting anything she was saying. "What?"

"You don't get it."

"How? I understand. My mom hasn't really dated or anything, but I see how seeing your parent with someone l-"

"You don't, so just shut up about it!"

"...I-I just don't want you to be so frustrated about it. You're mom's going to date whoever she wants, regardless."

"Shut the hell up! Don't tell me what the fuck my mom is going to do, alright?! You don't know shit, so leave me alone!"

"Fine!" she barked back at him. "Fine! I don't care!" she sniffed and rubbed her sleeve against her nose. "C-came all the way down here to hang out with you and all you do is yell at me and basically insult me and my family. I-I wish I just told uncle Ivan I was least then I would've still liked you a bit."

He glanced up to her, but soon looked back down. She went off down the hall, then he heard a door slam.

You were out taking shots just to the head. You slammed one of the cups down, then shook your head around, "Nothing like some shots to warm you up!"

"I've never seen a woman take so many shots in one night."

You hit your chest, "Oh, I'm real good at holding liquor! Drinking was one of my favorite pass times in my younger and teenage years. I'm still good, right now. I can usually drink any man under a table, you know, but you're keeping up!"

"Hm? Oh, no. I'm not really trying. I still have to get you home, too."

"Oh, yeah!...I wanna get a little wasted before I have to see Gil again," you grumbled while downing another shot.

"Why's that?"

"Eh. Nothing. I'm sure Dyah fixed it for me~"

"She's not very good with fixing things..."

You chuckled a bit, "I bet she's doing just fine. She's your niece! You should trust her."

"Yeah, but she really is my sister's kid; clumsy and just...really weird..."


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Hello there dearies! I'm Dyah! Call me Dyah, Dye Dye, Die, Eriko. Pssh. Whatever floats that boat of yours XD Dat me in that picture above o3o Yes, that is that lazy chick who writes all that sarcasm, sick, mean humor you all love so much ewe Anyway! You're most likely on my page because of the fanfictions I write for hetalia. If so, I hope chu like them~!:dummy:

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Yeah, I'm talking about writing fanfictions. I'm really loosing my touch. I mean like, I've been posting a story every other month. You noticed? I usually don't stick to hobbies for too long anyway, so it's amazing I've been doing this for two years! But, I think I'm gonna go ahead and just quit. Like, there's a bunch of other fanfiction writers you guys can watch. I'm seriously not that good. I guess I just lost my motivation to do this anymore. I've just been going to my and staring at stuff, but not seeming to write anything...I guess, that means I'm done.

I feel like I've said this before, but I don't think there was ever a time I was just like, "I quit writing fanfictions!" but yeah. I was wondering when this would come to an end. Took two years, then. 

Well, if I'm not writing fanfictions, I don't really have a need for this account anymore...Guess I can just leave it. Like, if I deactivate it, everything'll be gone. Though there are some stories on here that I wrote that I completely despise, I still wrote a couple good little somethings. 

So anyway, I'm out.
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Megumichan13 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I really like your fanfictions! Please dont quit!!
KuroBaraHime357 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015
Tag a quality deviant, You’re it! Quality doesn’t mean that you have a lot of followers, or a lot of messages. It means that you’re nice to other people, and you deserve to be happy. If you get this message, someone is telling you that they love you as you are, and they don’t care how many followers you have. Send this to 10 deviants who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing will happen. But it’s just good to let someone know that you love them! Heart
princess-snow-wolf Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015
Tag a quality deviant, You’re it! Quality doesn’t mean that you have a lot of followers, or a lot of messages. It means that you’re nice to other people, and you deserve to be happy. If you get this message, someone is telling you that they love you as you are, and they don’t care how much followers you have. Send this to 10 deviants who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing will happen. But it’s just good to let someone know that you love them!
princess-snow-wolf Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015
I made the story, I hope I did Tyler and Nancy justice.

Tyler and Feliks make a bet
Andehm Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Ermahged,another llama! Thanks~~ BTW,I love your writting style!! It is just so freaking amazing,and now I want to write a fanfic too! And Also you are very pretty and akdfksnkdlsodldns(???)
Fusionfire123 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the Llama badge!!!
bells123 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
thank you for the fave! 
eriko-neko Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014
You're welcome! It was an awesome pixel picture~! >w<
bells123 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
thank you again ^^ im glad you like it 
MonikaTheDoll Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014
Hi! I would like to ask if you could make a 2p!Russia x child!reader.
Before his death, and after (also may she/he run the Russian mafia after him?)
if you don't want to, then that's fine!
eriko-neko Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014
I never thought of giving Russia a kid, I have no idea how that didn't cross my mind Uhm, well Ravis is kind of running it now. Oh! How about a 2p!Russia x 2p!Child!Latvia? Believe it or not, they actually had a relationship >w< Even though the story kind of portrays that Ravis couldn't give two fucks about Ivan. I could write like how he found smaller Latvia and how he felt about his betrayal and after, what he plans on doing with the mafia and stuff. Would that suffice, or did you really want it to be a reader-insert? I could try and write another story where there could be a child!reader with 2p!Russia, if you want.
MonikaTheDoll Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014
Well, I was kinda hoping for a reader, but you can do Lativa! Whatever is fine with you
eriko-neko Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014
If you want a reader insert, I can make one! It just won't be in the mix with (ragazza) and (poppet), but I can still write a story for you!
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HetaliaAbby Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2014
THANK YOU soo much for the llama badge!!! You are my favorite!
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thank you for the llama ^^
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