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Why don't y'all gon head and put that brand new flava in ya ear right here~! :la: If you don't get me, I just said read this new shit, basically. XD

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Yo! What's poppin?! Who remembers, way, way back when, that I had a group? Way back in 2012! I made a group, but then just like...left it there. I haven't touched it, looked at it, acknowledged it in years! Even so, it still has a decent amount of followers, so I thought I should go ahead and try to do something with it. I'm not sure what to do with it, but I'm gonna be doing stuff. So, like, if you want to join it, that's cool! :iconfanfics-and-art-too: I changed the icon and everything. See? I'm putting an effort in this time~! XD

...Wow. Is that really all I have to put here?...That wasn't funny at all...I feel disappointed...I'mma put a random, based on a true story down here, just so I can feel accomplished~! Read it, if you want. It won't be much, but you'll take it anyway, cause you like that shit. >w< Here's a quickie for you:


I sat on my bed in my room, typing away on my laptop. I broke into laughter by myself at my own written humor. "Fuck that! That shit funny! Fucking love inappropriate humor!"

I lied back and stretched my arms. I sighed heavily as I eyed my white popcorn ceiling.

My stomach made its needs known to me with its loud and drawled out growling.

I rolled my eyes and whined, "Shut uuup! Why are you always such a bitch?! Act like you ain't ate in days!"

My stomach roared once again, as if debating with me that I hadn't eaten all day, nor did I eat anything more than a candy bar in the previous one.

I pushed my laptop stand from over me before rolling onto the carpeted floor. I pulled myself up then lazily got to my feet. Kicking clothes and shoes to the side to make a path, I exited my room.

As I passed through the den, I made sure to visit the couch first where my teacup chihuahua was sleeping. His eyes opened as he heard me approaching. I petted his head a bit before I smacked him in the face. 

Confused, he just looked at me, probably still expecting me to pet him some more.

I pointed at him as I headed to the kitchen. "Bitch."

Craving chips, I went towards the cabinets on the other end of the galley kitchen. Unfortunately, in front of the cabinets on the beige tiled floors was a lizard. I stared hard at it.

It stared back, straight into my soul; mocking me, I assumed. It sternly held its ground, refusing to move an inch for me.

This wasn't my first run in with one of its kind. They were everywhere; in my backyard, front yard, Wal-mart. Every few weeks or a month or so, they always found themselves inside of the house. That didn't mean I was anymore alright with them. Little fuckers.

I casually shouted, "Hey, bro! There's a lizard in the kitchen."

"So?" My younger brother responded back to me.

I blinked to myself, then looked back to the lizard.

"Sup?"

I glared at it before continuing to debate with my brother. "Fuck you mean so?! Catch it, and take it outside!"

"Man! There's lizards all over the house! They live in the walls!"

"Nigga, I don't care! They can be living in my room, as long as I don't see them! I see this one!"

I heard a door opening, followed by, "What are you two arguing about?"

"Ma! My brother's not doing his brotherly job and catching this lizard in the kitchen!" I pointed to the reptile, even though no one could see me.

It was still just chilling.

"Idayah is just tripping, ma! They live in the walls. I don't have to catch it."

"He does have a point. They are everywhere," my mom agreed.

I smacked my teeth before I tossed my hands up in defeat and walked back to my room. "Fine! Fine! Let him stay there!"

I plopped down on my bed and huffed. I patted my stomach a bit as I shrugged, "Well...You can yell at me all you want, but I ain't fucking with that lizard."

As I yanked my laptop closer to me and crossed my legs, I heard, "Yaaahh! Catch it with something!"

My jaw dropped as a door opened and my brother left to the kitchen.

I immediately tossed my laptop back to it's previous position and stomped to the hallway. "Oooohhhh!! But when I mention it, 'Oh! Idayah just trippin! She can't handle a lizard! They living all in the walls!'"

My mom laughed as she tried explaining, "It's just right there though!"

"It ain't moved since I saw it, mama! Y'all know y'all wrong! You know it!"
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Yeah. I feel more accomplished now. I don't like posting things and not saying anything funny in them...I don't know. But yeah! Go on ahead and join my group! If you got any ideas for how I could be a better founder, please do inform me of such things~! Squadle-la~!
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Hey! Sup! Yo! Uhm...I'm Idayah!....Nice to meet you! As you can see, I like using exclamation marks. It compensates for my quiet and soft voice in real life! >w< I'm a college student! I'm getting pretty old, I'm kind of realizing, and I guess my priorities are changing because of it. Even so, I still do enjoy a good sex based joke, reference humor, a nice nut shot, and hella puns! I fucking love puns! Those and curse words. I still enjoy those quite a bit.

I usually type things that most teenagers wouldn't type, like "quite" and "very much so," but I also text in complete sentences with commas and question marks, so politely suck my dick, if my formal words bother you XD I like using them. I find enjoyment in them >w> They bring me great amounts of pleasure.

Uh! Uhm! Oh! Uh! Yeah! Uhhh...I'm a fan-fiction writer, but one day, hopefully, I will be a professional one!...Not a professional fan-fiction writer. I'm pretty sure those don't exist...Well, maybe in Japan. I'm pretty sure they sell Doujinshi...But, anyway! I want to be an author! Like!...One who gets paid for this shit! XD I would very much like to get paid for this.

Anywhoodles, snickerdooles, toodles and fucking sheboodles~!

*pssst!* Aye, aye. Over here. Listen...You listening? Good. My icon, I got it from :iconcaptainkees: You should like, go check that out. Do that up, ya know.

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:iconestherella:
Estherella Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2016
Thanks for the support! :thanks:
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eriko-neko Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
But, of course, darling~! It's lovely work you produce~! >w<
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Silver-KitsuneNeko Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2016
Omg, you changed your icon to Temmie! For some reason it suits you ><
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eriko-neko Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Oh, yes! Tem Tem my main now. It was hard to break it off with my last one, but once me and Tem saw each other, we both knew it was meant to be. Tem Tem knows how to treat me like no other icon could. I let him vibrate intensely in my lap. We just have that kind of relationship. We're even going through colleg together, and I'm so prouds~! >w<
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Silver-KitsuneNeko Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2016
LMAO!!!! Nice! I've been thinking of changing my icon but I don't know to what as of yet ^^; how is college btw? You adjusting okay? 
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eriko-neko Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
It'll come to you, dear. I'm sure! I wasn't even planning on changing mine. It just kinda happened, and I just like lied back and accepted it. XD

College is fine. I'm still maintaining higher than a 3.0 gpa, so I'm good. My last history teacher gave me a fucking C though, so I was very displeased with that for a good couple weeks.

I have a light voice, so it's hard for me to get class participation, and that's kinda like...mandatory, apparently. I took my history class this term online to fix that. It's easier for me to get my point across effectively when I can type it out and rewrite it, instead of saying it out loud. 

It felt like it went by pretty fast too. I'm almost done with my first year already. I'm in the middle of my third term. >w<
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MegalodonROAR Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2016  Student
Hi c: thanks for the fave! :aww:
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eriko-neko Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Anytime, dear~! >w<
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Dina-soar Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2016
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lol XD you might enjoy this
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eriko-neko Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
All of the yeses XD
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Dina-soar Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2016
XD No problem
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CallingAllFangirls Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016
*can't speak*
ahabaaaaaa
hahabuaaaha?
You're a writer! I read your fics! I am a fan!
And I am going to shut up now!
O.O OwO
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eriko-neko Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Why, hello there, dear! Yes, I do seem to be a writer, don't I? XD I'm glad you enjoy reading what I post! Thank you, dearie~! >w<
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CallingAllFangirls Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016
No problem! *squeals* *scurries off somewhere* La la la la 
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UrsulaDecay Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2016  Professional General Artist
Thank you for watching meee  ^ u ^  <3
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