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2p!Canada x reader- Yeah I'm badass!(part 13)

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You and Al stared at each other. Only inches away from another kiss. You looked in his eyes but all you could think about was how much they reminded you of Matt's.

"...My god, Nancy's so much hotter than you", Al blurted out.

You growled and punched him in his face, causing him to fall off the bed. "Fuck you! You kissed me, remember?! What the hell?!"

"I only kissed you cause we're friends now"

You blinked a few times, trying to see if there was any logic to what he just said. "...You really are stupid. I mean this is like a medical issue! What the fuck are you talking about?!"

"Listen. Since we're friends now, there can't be any kind of attraction  between us. I could tell you were probably this close to trying to suck my dick so I had to do it. If I didn't, we would've ended up having sex and I don't want to cheat on Nancy", he explained.

You were once again silent. You sighed and rubbed your forehead. "You have to be the stupidest dude I've ever m- Wait! I was how close to doing what?!"

"I could tell you wanted to fuck with me so I had to give you something"

"Bastard! The only thing I was close to doing to you was killing you, you mentally retarded piece of shit!", you hopped off the bed and yelled at him.

"You can say whatever you want but you kissed me back"

You looked down, being disappointed with yourself and sat back down. "How am I going to tell Matt?"

"Hold up! Hold up! Who the hell said we were going to tell them?!"

"What are you talking about? You just said it yourself that it's not cheating so why not?"

"Fuck that! Nancy's fucking crazy!"

"...Oh shit! Nancy! Nancy would fucking kill me for this! S-she's not very forgiving...This is your fault!!", you blamed him. You got on the floor and started punching him again.


~With Nancy and Matt~


Nancy took two back to back hits of the join Matt rolled for her. "Wish he would think I'm a fucking idiot. Cheat on me? Hell no. Lets see him cheat death when I come with a saw and a shotgun. I bet they won't find you if I cut you up, blend your body, and feed it to my dog, fucker. I'll show you what the hell torture is" Matt officially loved Nancy's new attitude. He was very amused by her violent thoughts. She looked up at him as she took another hit. "Oh I'm sorry. Did you want some?"

"I'm good. I rather just listen to you talk about how'd you kill Al"

"O-oh. I'm still talking, aren't I?", she looked down, feeling slightly embarrassed. "I didn't mean to but it just makes me so mad to think about it. That he would go after my friend's girlfriend and yes I mean you because by then, (name) would be just a random hoe to me"

"Your friend?"

She nods. "Uh-huh. I think of you as my friend. Why? You don't wanna be friends with me?" She took a longer puff before offering it to him once more.

He took the joint from her this time and puffed it. "You know what? I'll allow you to call me that"

"Oh wow. Thanks. Huge honor. Pass that back", she sarcastically thanked him.

"Hold up. I fucking rolled it"

"Friends share though Matt. Share with me!", Nancy claimed and reached for it.

He moved it out of her reach and snickered. "Learn to share Nancy"

She grumped and looked at the door as Matt inhaled some more of the pot smoke. "...Hey like...you wanna sneak up on (name) and Al?"

"...Why the fuck not"

"If they are, that dimshit wouldn't be smart enough to lock the door anyway", she let out a breath before she stood up.


Once leaving their pot smoking room, they went off to make the trip to Al's room. Being as high as they both were, considering they were also smoking along the way, they forgot for awhile why they were in front of Al's room. "Uh...Wait, why are we here?", Nancy was the first to ask.

"Uhm..I forget but...lets go inside..."

Nancy covered her mouth as she chuckled a bit. Matt laughed with her then she nodded her head. "Alright dude"


~Back with you~


Al was able to push you off of him after you sorta just attacked his face with your fist. You both panted as you sat beside one another. "You are dumber than I ever thought you were!", you declared.

"Stop bitching about shit you liked"

"Asshole"

"Aye...We still friends though, right?"

You smack your teeth. "Are you stupid?!...Of course we're friends. You wanna go to the batting cages?"

"...Fuck...yes. Lets go"

"Alright! I gotta go get some better shoes", you hop up and jog to the door.

"Aye (name)?"

You turn back around to see what he wanted when the door was harshly swung open and hit you right in the face. You hit the ground and almost instantly blackout. "Oh no! (name)! Are you alright?!", Nancy quickly expresses her worry and kneels down next to your body. "Oh god, she's knocked out!", she cries then pauses to take another puff of weed before she gets back to worrying for you.

"...Should we...Should we like...take her to the hospital or something?", Matt questions as he looks at you and scratches his head.

"...I didn't like her that much to have to drive her to the hospital", Al admitted then lied on his back.

"You guys! We gotta do something! Hold this", Nancy passes the joint to Matt before grabbing both of your wrist and dragging you into the living room. "I'mma lie her on the couch"

"Nancy! There you are! I wa-", Oliver's excitement to find Nancy soon changed as he saw her dragging your motionless body. "Nancy?! Y-you couldn't have! I must say, I'm rather proud of you but why (name)?!"

"W-wait! I didn't, I-I mean...I-It totally isn't what it looks like! I-I mean she's still alive! I didn't kill her! I-I just hit her....with the door! Not on purpose, I mean...I just want her to lay down!"

"...Well that makes more sense! Lets get her on the couch then!", Oliver's expression went back to his normal cheer as he grabbed your legs and helped Nancy toss you over the couch.

"We should try to wake her up", Al reported. "...Lets hit her til she gets up" Nancy hits him over the head. "Ow!"

"Sorry, I was trying to wake your brain up. It's been sleep long enough. Anyway! I think we should just let her sleep it out"


~Four hours later~


Everyone was sitting around looking at your sleeping form, waiting for you to wake up. "This is stupid! What if she doesn't wake up or something?", Matt asked Nancy.

"Uh...Alright, plan B. Lets think of a non-violent way to wake her up. So that means no, you can not beat her with a bat til she wakes up. Al"

"Then what's left?!"

Francis sighed, "Wait here" He left to the kitchen and everyone was quiet as they waited. They heard the sink's running water for a while then it stopped. "Move her on the floor", he instructed as he passed through the living room to get to the hallway. Matt picked you up and gently lied you out straight on your back on the floor. Francis came back to everyone with a rag and a bucket of water then sat next to you. "Al. Come here" He handed the rag to Al, who seemed to know exactly what Francis was getting at.

"Well this should be one of the most effective ways to wake her up", Al smirked then covered your nose and mouth with the rag. Francis picked up the bucket of water and began pouring it over the rag. Your eyes immediately opened as you felt as if you were drowning. You shot up, coughing and wheezing, trying to get air.

"Are you trying to kill her?! I meant no waterboarding either! That's violent!", Nancy scolded.

"She's up", Francis said blankly.

"Ahhh!!!", you screamed. You scurried to a corner and took a bunch of deep breaths. "P-please don't kill me!"

"Calm down. It was either that or I had to beat you with my bat"

You squeaked and huddled into a ball. Everyone had a confused expression at your actions. "(name)? Get up already. What's your problem?", Matt wondered then stepped closer to you.

"A-ah! No! D-don't touch me!! W-who a-are you people?! P-please don't kill me!!!", you begged.

"I-I think she might've...l-lost her memory!", Nancy guessed.

"No way! (name), stop acting stupid! Come here!", Matt demanded and roughly grabbed your arm. You broke into tears and tried to struggle away from him.

"P-please! W-what did I-I do?!"

He dropped your arm and took a few steps back. You tried to get farther away from everyone in the corner you were in as you continued to cry. "Ok, maybe she did lose her memory"

"You guys are scaring her. Move", Nancy grumbled then sat in front of you. "(name)? Listen. We won't hurt you. Just calm down and we'll explain everything ok?"

You sniffled, "Y-you w-will?...P-promise you w-won't hurt m-me?"

"Promise. Trust me?"

"...N-not r-really but I-I'm really confused a-and...I-I want to k-know what's h-happening"

"I'll take it", she shrugged then grabbed a hold of your hand to lead you to the middle of the floor. You looked at everyone, cautiously. "Now I'm Nancy. I'm your best friend. What happened is that you hit your head on the door and now your memory is gone"

"R-really? S-so...S-so none of you are strangers to me?"

"Nope", she continued. "That's Francis. That's Oliver. Al and that's Matt. Matt's your boyfriend"

You wiped your eyes and looked at Matt. He didn't really have an expression on. You blinked then looked back at Nancy who had a gentle smile. You shook your head slowly. "H-he...H-he looks m-mean" 
Matt growled at you and you gripped Nancy's arm while whining, "I-I'm s-sorry!"

"If she just lost her memory, why is she so damn whiny now?! It's annoying", Francis complained.

"I-Is that M-Matt's dad?"

Nancy put her hand over her mouth. "N-no. That's his older brother"

"O-oh. They look a lot alike...Y-you smell like some weird incense, Ms. Nancy"

Al laughed. "That's pot stupid!"

You jumped a little at the sound of his laughter then nervously started to laugh with him. "A-are we friends?"

"Hell yeah!"

You moved your attention to Oliver. He smiled at you and you lightly smiled back. "W-who are you to me? A-are you like my dad or uncle or something?"

"Well I think I'm more like a big brother to you"

"That's Al and Matt's older brother"

"W-wait, s-so all four of them are related? B-but only those two look alike a-and act alike too"

"It's weird to grasp, I know", she assured you.

"So...If they're all brothers, Al's my friend, you're my friend, then...you must be their sister!"

"Not quite"

"...Then you're dating Oliver?", you tilted your head and inquired.

"No! He's way older than us and that's illegal at the time. I'm with Al"

You looked at Al then Nancy. "Huh?! How is that?!"

"Long story. Maybe you'll remember one day"

"This is boring! Lets beat her memory back!"

You whined again and cuddled Nancy. "I-I thought we were friends!"

"So?"

"No you can't beat her memory back!", Oliver argued with him. "We should just...show her something she's familiar with"

"What is she more familiar with than Matt? She's with him all the time", Nancy concluded.

You gathered up your courage and crawled over towards Matt. Once you were in front of him, you looked up into his sunglasses that he was wearing and touched his hand. "H-hi"

"Uhm Hey", he replied and held your hand. The problem was that you were making him nervous with your innocence so almost like a reflex from that, his grip tightened on your hand.

"A-aaaahhhh!!", you shouted then started squirming around. "M-make him let me g-go!!"

He flinched at your outburst and lightened his grip on your hand. "(n-name) I-I"

You jerked away from him and went back to Nancy. "H-he scares me s-so much! I-I don't see h-how I dated him!"

"Ok, this might be a problem", Nancy said as she pets your head to calm you down some. Matt looked down at his hand then back at you. He would never admit it but it actually made him sad to think that you were scared of him now. You were never scared of him. Hated maybe, but never scared.

"W-where's my mom and dad?"

"Well...You sort of ran away from home...", Nancy lets you know.

"T-then where am I living?!" She hummed a little then looked around the room. "A-am I...N-no please!! Tell me you're playing!!"

"...If it makes you feel any better, I come and visit you alot"

"I'm the only girl here?! Why?!"

"Cause you're suppose to be badass!", Al informed you.

"Yeah! You helped me alot of times and you would always get into fights with Al and other bullies!"

"I sound stupid and reckless" 
Everyone in the room sighed as if to agree with you. "Wait. If I beat up bullies and um...Al is a bully, then...why am I dating Matt? This story you're telling me, doesn't make sense!"

"You know what? (name), let's go out for a walk because I think all of this story is really pissing Francis off. I'll explain every detail then", Nancy suggested. You nodded and followed closely behind her to the front door.


~2 hours later!~


You and Nancy were back at the house by this time. You had a look of mixed emotions. You didn't know what to think of yourself or the people you hung out with. "Is she fixed now?", Al wondered when you and Nancy came back.

"Nu-uh but I think she's a little better!"

Al stared at you. When you glanced over and saw him, you automatically turned back the other way. He got closer to you and pushed you a bit. "P-please don't hurt me!", you shrieked and got on the floor.

"Ha! This is fucking awesome! I can totally screw with her now!"

"No you can't! Really Al! Leave her alone. She's really fragile right now!", Nancy warned him.

"Fine...I'll just do it when you leave"

"...Damn it. I forgot about that"

"Aaahhhh!!! Y-you're gonna leave me here?!", you crawled and grabbed a hold of her legs. "Please! Please! Pretty please! Don't leave me!!"

"S-sorry, but I gotta get home soon"

"Take me with you!!"

"M-my mom really doesn't like you...I'm not even really allowed to hang out with you. Sorry! I gotta go right about now. I-I'll be back tomorrow! I promise! You'll be fine...Bye!", Nancy struggled away from your grip and exited the house.

"You don't have to worry doll! I won't hurt you that much!". Al commented then smirked at you. "Now get up or I'll hit you" You jumped up to your feet. "Go cook me something to eat!"

"Y-yes sir!", you answered.

"Al! You fucking dumbass! Don't boss her around!", Matt remarked then punched Al, who roughly pushed him as a reflex. You hurried to the nearest corner as the two began to fight. "You're scaring her, asshole!"

"You started it, fuck up!"
 
You whimpered in your corner and covered your ears. Soon all the noise stopped though. You felt a bit more relaxed until someone tapped your shoulder and made you tense up. You looked to see who it was and got even more scared when you saw it was Matt. "Look, I'll make sure the idiot won't touch you ok?"

You lightly nodded. "A-alright sir"

"Don't call me that"

"I-I'm sorry b-but Matt just seems so informal", you responded.
 
"It's suppose to be! I'm your fucking boyfriend!"

You threw your hands over your head and whimpered. "I-I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I-It's just uncomfortable for me to call you that...W-what's your full name?"
 
"....Mathew"

"C-can I just call you that?"
 
Matt let out a breath and rubbed the side of his head. "Whatever (name)" You nodded again and carefully got up. Matt took your hand in his. "Come on"

"W-where are we going?"
 
"To our room"

"I-I rather just sleep on the couch, I-if that's ok" Matt looked back at you. He had concern in his eyes but that's something you couldn't tell through his sunglasses. He'd be happy when this was all over. It kinda sucks to know that your girlfriend would rather sleep on the couch in a house she doesn't remember than sleep in a room with you. He leaned in to kiss you and you quickly dodged it. "U-uhm. I-I'm sorry I um...Wow! That couch!...It...sure looks sleepable! I'm so tired!...M-maybe I'll get my memory back then! Night!" You ran to the couch for safety. 'I really hope that Nancy girl comes back first thing in the morning! I don't like it here!', you thought as you tightly closed your eyes.
All these twist and turns! Somebody gone get whiplash XD You can't take me to court ewe Well here! Enjoy it if you wanna! Oh! And I'mma write a side story to this! It's this just from Nancy's point of view. How that sound to ya? :iconhetalia-sisters: recommended the idea to me XD If and/or when I write it, you'll see the link here in the description and the description to all the other chapters of this story!

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