2p!Canada x reader- yeah I'm badass! (part 4)

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"U-uh! I was suppose to see Nancy this Weekend!", you reminded yourself and shook your head.

"Screw that, you're staying here", Mathew smiled and nuzzled your neck.

"N-not fair. I don't know my way home"

Mathew bit down on your neck. You cursed loudly as you grabbed a hold of his shoulders.

"O-ow! That hurt!"

"Shut up", he told you while kissing on your shoulders and trying to get your shirt off.

"M-mathew! I just started dating you like twelve minutes ago"

"So?", he responded back and blankly stared at you. You looked at his sunglasses, trying to see his eyes through them. You got annoyed when you couldn't then slapped them off his face.

"That's better. Those pissed me off"

You ran your fingers threw his hair and slammed your lips into his. After a few seconds, he pushed you on the ground and quickly got on top of you. You threw your leg up in the air as he kissed you and you kissed back roughly. He put his hand between the two of you and pushed you off of him as he took his box cutter back out. He held the bottom of your shirt as he started to cut it off of you. The blade pierced your skin a few times in the process as well.

"You did that on purpose", you declared and petted his head as he licked your stomach.

"Payback for slapping me"

You pulled out the rubber band keeping his hair in a ponytail and ruffled his hair before pushing him on his back and making your way on top. You licked on his neck as you continued to tangle your fingers in his mess of hair and yanked it a little.

"I'm going to make you my bitch for the day", you whisper in his ear and kiss his cheek.

"Really? Listen gi-"

You slam your hand down. "No back talking me, got it?" You quickly steal the box cutter away from him and grin as you lick the blade. "Mmm. Where should I cut you, Matt? Maybe your chest. That'll be cool"

He grabbed your face and made you kiss him. "Damn it, you're so sexy like this!"

You groaned into the kiss before you slipped your tongue into his mouth, ready for the battle of dominance. He fought back and you, being as competitive as you are, fought as hard as you possibly could. Unfortunately for you, you lost your battle.

You broke the kiss and pouted, "Jerk" You dove right back in and started biting on his bottom lip til you tasted blood. He was about to push you off but you pinned his hands back down, somewhat cutting his hand with the blade you still held. "Shirt. Off. Now", you demanded and sat back on his legs as you waited for him to remove his shirt for you.

He sat up and took his shirt off just for you. "If you weren't so damn hot"

"Yeah yeah", you cut him off and feel on his chest. 

He takes the blade from you and pushes you back down, "I can't let you have all the fun" He had the blade of the boxcutter play with the ends of your skirt. "I'm gonna fuck you senseless"

"Do it then", you told him and pulled his hair. He inched closer to you with his tongue and you closed your eyes, smiling but then you don't feel his weight over you anymore. You open your eyes and Kumojiro knocked him off to a corner and is now cuddling your boyfriend.

"Fuck! Get off me!"

"Ha! Ha! Kumo said, no fair! I want first!", you laughed.

"This isn't funny! Get him the fuck off me!"

"Wait! Wait! This is too funny!", you reassured as you rolled around on the floor. "I'm so...so...tired", you yawned still snickering and ended up laughing you way to sleep.

"Damn it, Kumo", Mathew cursed his pet before dosing off himself.

~Next day!(I'm so smart!)~

You reach up and rub sleep out of your eyes. You look over to Mathew who is cuddled up to his pet bear.

"Aww!! You two look so cute together!", you giggled.

"Shut up", he replied to you and sat up. He sighed as he scratched his head, "It's about time for Kumo to eat"

"W-what does he eat?", you asked and looked at Matt, worriedly.

"Little girls"

"Oh good. I'm a woman. Oh yeah. What am I going to do about clothes? You ripped up all of mine"

"Here", he went through the hallway, yes there's a hallway, and to a different room. You sat in the middle of the floor, being bored, and started playing with the shoulder strap of your bra, waiting for Mathew to come back. "Wear this"

He threw some clothes your way and they hit you in the face. "Uh! Rude, much?...These jeans look too big for me"

"What did you expect? Me to have girls' clothes? Stop complaining, put it on, and lets go"

You grunted as you slipped the red hoodie over your head and the jeans around your waist. "Where are we going to get his food?"

"The river"

"Oh! Oh! I wanna ride on his back up there!", you state with enthusiasm.

"Yeah, no. I don't think he'll like that"

"I call bullshit! He's gonna like it cause I say so!" You get up and swing your leg over Kumojiro who is lying down. You wrap your arms around his neck and smile as he stands up. "Ha! Ha! Suck it! I'm on a bear! Fuck a boat!"

"You're so stupid, it's effecting my bear"

"Our bear! We part owners now, baby!"

~Ok Next Day!(Yes that is all I wanted to say there)~

You proudly walk into school attached to Mathew's arm, still wearing his clothes.

"Awesome...oh shit! Nancy!", you recalled and drug Mathew over to her locker to see if she was there.

"(name)!", Nana exclaimed. "What happened to you?! I tried to call you and I didn't see you all weekend! O.M.G! You look all beat up and bruised! What happened?!"

"Huh?...Oh! My bruises and stuff. Those are just my new symbols to show that I am now Mathew's girlfriend. I have the bites marks to prove it heh heh", you boasted as you leaned your head to the side.

"W-what?! S-so....wait...this is confusing! How did this happen?!"

"Well ya se-", you were cut off by a hand mushing your face and pushing you backwards onto Mathew.

"What are you doing?", Alfred asked you and grabbed Nancy's wrist.

"Rude. I was talking to her, dimshit so move. You interrupted me"

"I really don't like you hanging around my fucking girlfriend"

"And I really couldn't care less than I already do now"

"You might be trying some gay shit with Nancy or something"

"oh lookie there, sex for brains, you actually got her name right this time", you clap your hands.

"I know her gotdamn name!"

"Whatever. I would like to finish my conversation with her"

Alfred pulled Nana close to him and roughly grabbed her ass. "This...is mine"

"A-ah! A-alfred, I-I told you I don't like it when you grab on me in public like this!", Nana whined as her blush got darker. "S-stop it, please"

You walk over to him and take Nana's hand in yours before you violently step on his foot.

"Fuck!"

"Ooooopsssieee~!", you sang as you brought Nana over with you and Mathew. 

"(n-name)!", Nana gasped.

Alfred grabbed you and slammed you to the lockers. Nana screamed and Mathew just watched in amusement.

"Bitch!"

"Bastard!"

"Hoe!"

"Dick sucker!"

"Ass fucked slut!"

"Vir-gin!", you chuckled.

"Oh yeah? That's not what Nancy said when I was fucking her last night! I think you're referring to yourself"

"Oh really? Why don't you ask your brother about that one, buddy!"

Alfred stopped and looked over towards his brother who held a blank expression.

"Are you seriously fucking this chick?!"

"So what?"

"Dude! That's why you don't let me hit her? Don't want me to hurt your stupid little girlfriend?"

"Aye, shut the fuck up!", Mathew responded back to his brother.

"You better listen to him Al", you chimed in.

"And why's that?"

"Because, you're nothing but his slacky anyway. It's quite rude to disobey your superiors. Or am I using too big of words for you"

Alfred dropped you back to the ground and took a step back. You dusted off your shoulders right before Alfred slapped you dead in the face.

"Opsie", he mocked you. "My hand slipped"

You held your face.

"H-hey. Can't you two just both be friends?...P-please?", Nana pleaded with the two of you.

You huffed and crossed your arms and Alfred looked your way.

"Fine. I'll try to make friends with the little ten cent hooker"

"I'll try my best not to hit him. I'm too much of a lady", you glare over at him.

"Oh really? I thought you were a man when I first saw you"

"Ha ha. Very funny and I thought you were Mathew's red-headed bitch"

"That's strange. You seemed like my little red-heads desperate, stalking, admirer", he accused and stepped closer to you.

"At least my head's not so far up my ass that- wait. How about we replace that with my foot!", you suggested and took a step closer as well.

"How about I fix my bat up yours"

"Oh wow! How'd I love to see you try. Nana? Get ya dog. He's not being very nice", you slyly smiled, never breaking eye contact with Al.

"Better idea. Matt? Get your bitch on a leash please. Her barking is annoying"

"Y-you guys, the bell rung a-awhile ago", Nana tried to get your attention off each other but you both were staring at the other growling.

"Fuck you", you murmured just for him to hear.

"I'd rather Nancy do it for me", he smirked at you. You got pissed off and kneed him.

"Opps! Sorry Nana. Looks like Alfie can't have kids!", you snicked right before you elbowed him in the back of the head as hard as you could. "Well I got class! Peace!" You ran off.

"(n-name)! (name)!", nana called out to you but you were already gone. "O-oh! Alfred! A-are you ok?", Nancy rubbed his back and groaned as she worried.

"I'm fine. Shit", Alfred pushed her off him and sat down. "Matt? I'm killing your girlfriend"

"N-no! Al! Y-you can't! S-sure (name's) a little ruff b-but I'm sure after awhile of seeing each other, you'll get along fine! R-right Matt?", Nana looked to Mathew for help.

"...Nah. I think they're fine. (name's) badass, she can handle it herself so go ahead and try to beat her up as much as you want to....just don't kill her..."

"W-what?! Mathew! She's your girlfriend! You have to protect her, and care for her, and make sure she's ok!"

"I told him not to kill her, plus this is interesting to me. You should calm down and stop bitching so much so you can enjoy it"

Nancy whimpered, "B-but....(n-name).."

"She's not a punk ass girl. She's fine. Now lets go get her and cut school"

"We can't just get her while she's in class!", Nana debated.

"Why not?", Alfred and Mathew questioned her at the same time.

"Come here Tracy!", Alfred grinned as he yanked her by her ponytail to bring her closer to him.

"O-ow...It's N-nancy"

~When they got to your class!~

Mathew kicked open the door to your classroom and the whole class jumped at the sound. You turn around and you see Nana, cuddled up to Alfred who is grinning like the idiot you knew he was and Mathew holding his signature hockey stick.

"You", Mathew pointed to you. "Here. Now. Lets go. No questions"

"None asked", you replied and hopped from your desk towards Matt.

"Any objections?", Alfred asked the class and Matt looked at your teacher. Everyone was hushed.

"Well I'll be seeing you guys later", you waved as you left your group.

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I'm done!