2p!Canada x reader- yeah I'm badass!(part 6)

"A-Alfred!", you could hear her call.

"What?!"

Everyone else made it in and Nancy was face to face with a man with strawberry blonde hair. "Hello! I just wanted to say hi to, poppet here"

"Heh heh...H-hey Oliver", Nancy replied nervously.

"He doesn't look very scary. Why you all nervous Nana?", you ask her and fold your arms.

Alfred pulls Nana away from him and Mathew puts a tight grip around your waist.

"Who's this? I haven't met her before?"

"You and Francis don't touch her", Mathew warned Oliver.

"We wouldn't do anything to hurt her!", He gasped.

"...Hi. I'm (name)", you wave to the man. He steps closer and Mathews hug tightens. "Ack! Don't kill me, Matt!"

"Oh no! Poppet! You're covered in scars and bruises! What happened to you?!"

"Oh it's not that serious...I don't even remember how I got half of these now. Probably when I was in all those fights with Alfred. I wouldn't even call those fights though"

"You're right. I call it me shoving my foot up your ass"

"No cursing in front of ladies!", Oliver warned him.

"That's not a lady!"

"Hey! Don't talk about my girl like that!", Mathew brakes in and lets you go.

"Your dog, you mean?"

"I'll beat your ass! Say that again!"

"Both of you calm down"

"Screw off!", they both yell at the freckled man.

"Uh...Nancy? Um..", you look at her then back at the arguing boys, then back at her.

"That's Oliver. He's like their big brother and the four of them live here together"

"Four?"

"Yes. Their other brother, Francis...I don't see him though", Nancy looks down the hall.

You feel someone poke your head. "Hey!", you turn around to face a blonde long haired man. His appearance was slightly....dirty. After looking him up and down for a few seconds, you realized he looked a lot like Mathew. "U-uh..."

"Who are you?", he asked blankly.

"I'm...(name)"

"Oh. So you're the little girl he can never shut the hell up about"

"Ha ha! He talks about me like that?! I must be the shit!", you cheer.

Nancy puts her hand over your mouth. "Shh! No cursing when you're around Oliver (name). He doesn't like it", she whispered.

"Boo!", you push her hand away.

"Hmm...", the blonde stares at you a little longer.

"...What?"

"You look like a boy who's always getting into fights...and never wins"

"That's kinda...rude...but whatever. My feelings aren't hurt", you shrug it off but as you're turning your head, out of your peripheral vision, you see Matt come and punch the man you were just talking to then he throws his arm around your neck. "What the hell was that Matt?!"

"(name)! Your mouth!"

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry...but what was that?"

"What did he say to you, (name)?"

"N-nothi-", you paused as you saw Mathew's head get slammed into a wall.

"Little brat!"

"Fuck off!"

"Does this happen often?!", you look towards Nancy and she's nodding slowly.

"Yeah...Where'd Al go?"

"Get that shit away from me!"

"Come on! Just taste one!"

"I don't want your nasty ass cupcakes!"

"Omg! A cupcake! I love cupcakes!", you exclaim excitedly.

"(name) no!", Mathew and Nancy yelled to you but Oliver's ears perked up.

"Oh you do, poppet?! Won't you try one?"

"Ok!"

Oliver holds one out for you. You reach for it but Mathew slaps it out of Oliver's hand. "Don't eat that!"

"Oh boo! I worked so hard on that and she really wanted to try one, didn't you love?"

"Yes actually"

Mathew thumps your forehead, "No. Damn it (name), if you keep it up, you're going to die coming over my house. Now just listen to me, do what I say, and you'll be fine. Got it?"

"Owie...ok.."

"Go sit on the couch with that girl"

"No one wants to know my name", Nancy whines.

"Go sit, Jacy and shut up", Alfred tells her.

She sighs and drags you over with her. "Face forward"

You did as she said and when you're faced forward, you can't see what they were doing. You heard a whole bunch of loud noises and a mess of arguing where you couldn't pick out too much if any of the words besides curse words and 'poppets'. You were tempted to look back but when you looked towards Nancy she would shake her head and say, 'Don't do it'

"I really wanna look!"

"Don't do it"

"Just a quick peek!"

"...Ok...I'll turn with you...ready?...go"

You both turn around and Alfred was threatening Oliver with his bat, Mathew and Francis were arguing. Mathew had his hockey stick and Francis, a blade in his hand.

"Oh wow. This was worth it", you smiled and continued watching with amusement in your eyes.

"I don't really like how much they fight but I've gotten use to it, I guess", Nancy confided and lied her head on the back of the couch.

"Aww...Sorry Nans..."

"This is all that hoe's fault! She won't survive two days!", you hear Alfred claim and see him point at you with his bat.

"Hey! Shut the fuck up! Your chick is just always bitching about every fucking little thing!"

"W-we are still just right here", Nancy uttered and looked towards you.

"I don't know, Nana"

"She can last! She knows when to shut the fuck up unlike someones classless bitch!"

"I have class. I just choose to lower my intelligence to somewhat match yours. Some how, I can't take it that low", you correct.

"You know what. I'm mad and I have a bat. I'mma bust ya ass!", Alfred tells you.

You jump over the couch. "I didn't know you could hear me. But that doesn't seem very fair...I don't have a weapon like you"

He drops his bat. "You're right. Using my hands'll be more fun! I'm not playing with you this time"

"That's nasty. Your girlfriend's right there", you put your hand over your mouth and point to Nancy.

"That's it!", he starts to walk towards you but Mathew trips him up with his hockey stick. He reaches out for support and ends up grabbing a hold of your shoulders, pulling you downward were your lips meet one another. Your eyes got as wide as they could until he got to his feet. You quickly pull apart from each other.

"...Y-you...I-I...I can't even...comprehend what just happened", during your confusion you hear something hit the ground. Mathew slapped Alfred in the back of his head with his stick and Alfred is now on the ground.

"What the fuck was that?!!"

"I didn't plan that shit! It's your fault! You tripped me up!"

Mathew started choking Alfred. "Damn idiot!"

Alfred punched him. "Shut up! That was the worst fucking thing to ever touch my lips!"

"You're mad?! You taste like fucking death! What do you do, just eat dead bodies?! Try a normal snack like some fucking chips! Nancy how do you even deal with that! That was disgusting! Gross! Uck!"

He flips you off, "Aye did you know there's this magical stuff called fucking chap stick. You should really go check it out!"

"Like you can talk!"

"Screw you. That was probably the best kiss you'd ever get", Alfred argued til his face met Mathew's fist.

"I'mma make sure you loose the rest of your damn teeth!"

"Boys calm down, please. I want to talk to (name), is it?", Oliver smiled at you.

"Uh...ok but um...when did you get on the side of me?"

"Oh you're so cute! Come sit with me!", he grabs your wrist and pulls you over. He sits next to Nancy. "How did you met Mathew, poppet?"

"Uh...I don't remember too well...I think he was beating on a kid when I first got to the school and I was all, 'Hey, don't do that...that's bad' um...Then he picked on me for a while...then stopped...then it was mostly Alfred picking on me then one day Al forced Nancy to date him. I got pissed and we got into another fight. Matt stopped me, kidnapped me, then asked me out somewhere in the forest or something...so um yeah. I think that's what happened. Oh and I'm part owner with his polar bear Kumajiro!"

"Wow...really (name)? I didn't even know that", Nancy commented. "Wait! He has a pet polar bear?!!"

"Oh! I think I remember now! Yes! Mathew would always come home and talk about this one girl from his school who he said always tried to act tough. I knew he had a little crush on her and you must be her"

"Aye shut up! Don't tell her that!", Mathew blushed slightly.

"Look at that! He's blushing like a bitch!", Alfred laughed and pointed at him.

"I said shut up!"

"Heh heh. He talked about me a lot?"

"Everyday really. It was so funny"

"Cool! I'mma like coming over here just to prove that I really am tough and not just acting. This seems like a fun family!", you beamed and threw your hands in the air.

"Well you're spending the night so lets see", Mathew leaned over your shoulder and decided.

"Alright. I should get use to everybody", you turn to him. "You know. For when we get married, Mattie"

A deep blush covered his face, "W-what?!"

"Awesome! I just wanted to see your face!"

"(name), you have super powers!", Nancy informed you, wide-eyed at the blush on his face.

"I told you not to call me that! I'mma hurt you (name)!"

"Oh! I love you too!"

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