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2p!Italy x teen!reader Family business (part 4)

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The ride back had the potential to be mind numbingly annoying, if you weren’t secretly so overjoyed. Lili was going on and on about being able to go to a princess’ castle, while Leon was basically being him and talking about the many words of hatred Kuro and his other siblings have spoken to him, as if it showed their love towards him, in some messed up way. You were off thinking about the many more people you’d soon have willing to die for you if you asked for it, and whether or not you should write an autobiography or pay a best selling author to do it, once you took over the world.

When you got home, you skipped to the doors.

“W-whoa! This is what a castle looks like?” Lili stood awestruck in front of the largest house she’s ever seen.

Leon patted her on the head. “The young mistress sure does live fancy, huh? I have four brothers and sisters, and our house wasn’t even this big, ya know. The young mistress and Mr. Luciano do have what they call ‘house workers’ who live here too, though. So I guess they need all the space.”

“W-who’s Mr. Luciano?”

“The young mistress’ dad.”

“You two come on! I walk, you walk, until I dismiss you from being at my side!” you yelled back at the two as your hand hovered by the door knob.

“Yes, ma’am!” Leon rushed over, as did Lili.

You smiled broadly before opening the door. Once inside, you stood on your tip toes as you leaned forward singing, “Oh, Luciano~!”

Lili’s eyes nearly left her head when she saw the inside of your house. She couldn’t even focus on one thing as her green orbs darted from place to place and detail to detail, from the decretive crown molding on the high ceilings, to the white marble floorings. She got on her hands and knees as she moved her hands around on the ground as if she was trying to find something in the dark.

You lifted one of your feet off the ground and looked down at her in confusion. “W-what are you doing?!”

“What kind of floor is this?!” Lili blurted out.

“U-uh...Marble, I think.”

“W-whoa! A-and you just walk on this?! E-everyday?!”

“G-get up! I-I can’t have people seeing you on the floor like that!” you whispered a bit, as you looked around to make sure no one was there to watch. You reached down to her. “C-come on!”

She ignored your hand and continued to marvel, “H-how much was this?! This is amazing! I-I’m touching a castle floor!”

“I’m not a fucking princess!”

“Welcome back, (na...,” your dad looked down at Lili as she had her ear on the ground, knocking on the floor. He pointed to her as he blinked a few times, “...I’m going to ask.”

You tried to play it cool and just scooted a bit closer to her. You kicked her a little.

“Ow!”

“Ha, ha...T-this is Lili! S-she doesn’t fully get her job description as my new servant yet. Ha...Ha. I-I told you, you don’t have to worry about cleaning anything, Lili.”

“Why’d ya kick me?!”

You glared down at her as you mumbled through a forced smile, “Get up, so you can meet my dad.”

“Dad?...,” she turned her focus to Luciano, who was still trying to sum her up. She gasped, “I-it’s the king!” you hit your face as she bowed her head. “I-it’s a honor to meet ya, ya highness!”

He tossed his hands forward as he shook his head, “I’m so lost here.”

“I’m not a fucking princess!! How many times do I have to tell you this?! I’m in the fucking mafia!” you argued at her. “Now get off the damn ground! You’re making me look bad!” She got off the floor and stood next to you. “Really. If you’re going to be my right hand, you need to know how to act.”

“How old is she?” your dad asked.

“She’s eleven currently, but I see great potential in her!”

“Eleven?!”

“I-I’ll be turnin’ twelve soon!” she debated.

“(name), you can’t just go picking up kids you see on the streets!”

“You did it,” you blankly stated with your lips poked out.

“T-that was something totally different! Her parents are probably looking for her! This is kidnapping, you know!”

“Nu-uh! She agreed to it!”

“Take her back home!”

“Why?! She’s my servant now!” you pouted and stomped your foot. “She said so, and even said she’d kill and die for my cause!”

“Die?! (name), what is wrong with you?! She is eleven! She probably thought you were playing! Not all eleven year olds are really out killing people! Now take her home! She probably misses her parents by now!”

“M-my parents are dead, ya highness!” Lili cut in. “I wasn’t too sure or not if rich tits was bullshitin’ when she first told me, b-but I was serious when I told her I’d kill people and sell drugs and all’a dat shit! Please don’t take me back home!”

You put your hands on your hips triumphantly, “I told you so,” you pleadingly looked to your dad with your hands clapped together, “So can I keep her?!”

“She’s not a pet!”

“I know! I know! She’s a human being, and I’ll train her like one!” you pointed to her. “We’ll have to work on your speech, first of all! And your posture is god awful, along with your mannerisms.”

“Y-you can’t just raise her!”

“Why not?!”

“You’re a teenager! Barely, at that! You can’t raise another soon-to-be teenager! It just doesn’t work like that!”

“Come on! I’d do a really good job! Who better to raise a teen than another teen?!”

“Is this really the logic I’m dealing with here? This can’t be normal. It just can’t be,” Luciano talked to himself as you were tugging at Lili’s clothing, going on about making her the perfect servant. Speaking towards you once more, “Stay here...I...I’m gonna be right back.”

“Alright!” you agreed.


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Oliver raced off to the house phone he heard ringing from his room. Picking up, he answered delightedly, “Hello~?”

“H-hey. Oliver?”

“Luci?! Is that you?! Oh, my! What a surprise! I would have never guessed in a million years you’d be calling here!”

“Yeah, trust me, if I had any other options, I wouldn’t be calling.”

“Oh? What could be the matter?”

“Uh. (poppet’s) weird and stuff, right?”

“Well, I don’t think she is.”

“Yeah. Has she ever just tried to bring home a random kid she found on the streets that’s around her age and try to raise them?”

“Now that you mention it, I believe she tried to do that with (ragazza). Before she knew who she really was, even!”

“A-are you serious? She’s only like three years older than her.”

“Yep! I remember it like it was just yesterday! She found out in what part of the city she stayed in from Francis and even tried convincing Al to be something like a father figure to her! She was planning a quite detailed way to get her and bring her here, before Flavio told us the whole story about her,that is. Then, she was extra determined to get her!” he giggled. “(poppet) was so adorable~!”

“A-and...y-you were just going to let her do it? You were going to let her kidnap a child who was nearly the same age as her and raise her?”

“Well, she already made up her mind that that’s what she wanted, and she already had a wolf she took quite good care of. I’m sure if she really wanted to, she could have raised her nicely~!”

Luciano sighed, “This is ridiculous...I guess I have to let her now...God, this can’t be how life is suppose to work.”

“What made you ask such a specific question, anyway?”

“It doesn’t matter. I was just asking.”

“Oh, come now! Tell me!”

“I’m getting annoyed already by your voice and we haven’t even been talking for that long. I rather not have to hear your weird and overly chipper opinion on it.”

Oliver pouted with his lips poked out, “Well, I answered the phone and even answered your questions when I didn’t really have to, you big meanie. The least you could do is tell me why you’re calling.”

“Fine! Fine! (ragazza) just came home with some little girl she wants to basically raise. This isn’t what normal fucking fourteen year olds do, so I had to ask the weirdest people I know.”

“Oh! How cute! Did she save her?!”

“I don’t know. I know she kidnapped her, but the girl sounds like she really doesn’t want to go back home.”

“Awwww!! You should keep her! Now (ragazza) gets to be the older sister! Oh, I bet she’d love that! I’m sure she’ll make a fine young guardian!”

“Yep. This is obviously suppose to be my normal right here. I’m going to hang up now.”

“Tell (ragazza) I said good luck~”


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When Luciano came back, you had Lili sitting on the couch as you were running your hands through her tangled hair.

“This is ridiculous! Do you even wash this?!”

“Sometimes~!”

You retracted your hand, “Oh, my god! Gross! When was the last time you washed it?!”

“What month is this?”

“Ugh! We have to work on your hygiene too?!”

“What’s a hygiene?”

You huffed, “It seems I have quite the amount of work ahead of me.”

“Whoa! I’m gonna be gettin’ a make over from a princess?! This day keeps gettin’ better and better, I tell ya!”

When you noticed your dad, you put your hands back together and bounced up and down, “Can I keep her?! Can I?! Pleaaaaasssseeee!!!! I’ll even slow down, if you want me too! I-I’ll stay in this city and won’t go back until I have Lili trained so well, she resembles me at that age!” you flipped your hair, “Not as great, but you know, a close second.”

“I-I...I don’t know what kind of rules to set here...Uhm...M-make sure you...feed her everyday and...God, I don’t know what to say right now.”

“So, I can keep her?!”

“S-sure, just...be...responsible...or something.”

“Yay! Come on, Lili! I’ll give you some of my old clothes that I haven’t thrown away yet!”

She jumped up off the couch, “You got it, rich tits!”

“And some fucking shampoo and conditioner!”

“Oooohh~! What’s a conditioner? Is it like a hair dryer?”

You hit your face, “Just come on.”


Close to two weeks pass by. You’ve been working with Lili everyday, which took up most of your time. You felt a bit bad about that, since you didn’t have the time to see (poppet) for awhile, but she had a bunch of other people to keep her company. You had to focus, since training Lili was almost as bad as training P.S.; they’d rather play and do better when you offered them rewards for every little thing.

She was good when it came to self-defense, fighting, or weapons, but she was lazy. She almost refused to do basics and always wanted to go straight into the complex stuff. She was a little more than just reckless, in your opinion, but she seemed to be getting things as time passed.

With other training, like with her speech and manners, she was basically hopeless. She would make the English lessons harder by purposely pronouncing things wrong, talking while the teacher you gave her was, and writing wrong answers and such. One time she just wrote on the paper, ‘When can I go and shoot shit with the princess?’ If it wasn’t something you could force her to do, like wear the clothes you gave her, or wash her hair and face, then she’d pretty much just not do it. 

Today you decided she was ready to make a run. Not by herself, of course. You didn’t trust or believe she could do something by herself, and you wanted to personally go and monitor her on it. It was something simple though. You only had her delivering drugs. This was an activity you normally never participated in. You felt it was well under your stature to do something so simple and basic. It wasn’t necessary.

You entered her room with a bag‘s strap over your shoulder and a gun in your hand. “Alright, Lili. I have an assignment for you today.”

“Oh! Oh! Are we goin’ to that shootin’ range downstairs today?!” her breathing matched the rhythm of an excited dog, “Ooooohhhh, ya know I like the shootin’ range, rich tits!”

“No! We’re not going there right now.”

“Damn it...,” her spirits dropped.

“I have something better for you to do. I need you to deliver these drugs t-”

“Drugs?! Like really?!” she immediately hyped back up. “L-like outside?! I get to go outside and beat the shit outta real people?!”

“Y-you’re not beating anybody! That’s specifically why I chose this as your first assignment! I need you to show me you have some kind of control over yourself and be somewhat professional about it, alright?!”

“Aww, rich tits!”

“Stop your whining!” you hand her the pistol. “This is for emergency reasons. Emergencies! Got it?! Don’t just go shooting everybody cause they didn’t thank you either!”

“That’s so impolite of’em though! Don’t they know they gettin’ drugs from the Italian mafia’s princess?! They should be honored, I tell ya! We should make’em bow down and kiss ya shoes for it, rich tits!”

“Nice thought, but not necessary. Just do what I tell you, ok?”

She stood at attention, sporting a smile across her face, “Got it!”

You turned to the door, “Lets go.”

“Geez, I’m excited!”


You two walked together down the streets of the city you knew well, but were foreign to Lili. She just followed you happily, gun out and faking to hit things.

“Put that away, you idiot! You’re going to get us caught, before we even do anything!” you whispered to her. She sighed as she reluctantly stuffed it in her pants and covered her shirt over the rest of it.

“Walkin’ so borin’, though!”

“Minus three points for complaining.”

“Y-ya scorin’ me on this?!”

“I told you, I need you to prove to me that you have some kind of control so yes, I’m grading you. I’ll tell you what you made when we get home, and you won’t be getting rewarded if you do well on this.”

“B-but rich tits! Ya know I can control myself when I need to! Ya ain’t gotta test me on it!”

“You want to get another three points taken away?” She shook her head around with her lips closed shut. She was quiet the rest of the way there.

When you both got there, the group was waiting on you. You gave Lili the bag you were carrying then nodded to her. She held it out to them, “Here ya go.”

“Who the hell are you?” one of them asked.

She was preparing to rant at them for not knowing who you were, but then she thought of her grade. She really didn’t want you to give her a bad grade. She swallowed her words and crossed her arms, replying, “Does it matter? I’m just tryin’ to make a delivery for ya.”

They laughed, “How old are you kids? Nine?”

She gritted her teeth, “Don’t ya talk about the princess like that!”

“Oh, shit! She’s a princess?!” one of the dudes were leaning against another, as one was bent over laughing so hard he couldn’t stand right.

Taking out her gun in a fury, she pointed it at the group, “Make another mutha fuckin’ sound!”

“Fuck! She got a gun on her?!”

“I dare y’all disrespect the Italian mafia’s princess! She was nice enough to let ya buy from her family! Y’all should be thankin’ her! Now get on ya knees and kiss her shoes!” she shot at the ground by their feet, “I said kiss’em!” they all dropped down to the ground. They were cussing under their breaths. “Fuck ya doing?! Hurry up! She busy!” she got down too and put the gun to one of their heads, “Kiss the mutha fuckin’ shoe by the time I get to three! One!” He went over and kissed your shoe. You put your hand over your mouth as you snickered a bit. “Follow the leader, bitches! Hurry up!”

When each paid their respects, Lili kicked one in the face then stomped her foot down on his back. “Now where’s her money?” he pointed to one of the other men. The man put his hands up, then slowly put one in his pocket. He took out the money and showed it to her. She held her hand out. “Toss it.” He threw it. When she caught it, she backed up to stand beside you.

“Lets go, Lili,” you told her and began walking off.

“Got it!”


On the way home, Lili was trying to explain herself.

“R-rich tits! I-I couldn’t let them just laugh at ya like that! I-I mean, ya the princess! I-it was bad for me to call ya the princess back there, huh?! It was, huh?! I-I didn’t try to! Force of habit! Ya believe me?! A-are ya gonna take off points for that?! I-I didn’t mean to step on him like that, either! I-I was...I-I was tryin’ to walk closer, ya know, a-and my foot kinda just hit his face like that! Total accident! I swear it! I promise!”

Your cellphone started ringing. You put your finger to your lips to quiet her down before you answered.

“What?”

“(name)! Oh, god! Yes! C-can you come over?”

“Sorry, Ravis. Busy.”

“I-I need you! Come on! A-are you really so busy you can’t visit your sweet and totally caring boyfriend?”

“You’re not sweet.”

“Fuck you mean, I’m not sweet?! Look! This isn’t the point here! I might fucking die! I-I need your help!”

“Die? Really? You sure you’re not just being a tad bit...what’s the word?...Oh, overly dramatic.”

“No, I’m not being overly dramatic! Just get over here and help me!”

“Look, Ravis, as much as I would like to help you not die and all, trust me, I really care. This voice may not sound like it but...I don’t really care right now, and I’m sure you can handle it yourself. I’m in the middle of doing things. You know how it is. I’m trying to do a lot right now and your death is kind of interfering.”

“(name). (name)...I’m too young to die. I-I’m still a fucking virgin, ok? I-I don’t want to die a virgin! My life is sad enough as it is!”

You sighed, “...How about I come over tomorrow?”

“No, you can’t come tomorrow!”

“Tomorrow or nothing. I was going to wait until next weekend, but I really do care somewhat, so just take tomorrow.”

“Uugghhh!! Fine! Fine! J-just...i-if (poppet) calls you, tell her you haven’t seen me in awhile, alright? We never had this conversation.”

“(poppet)? Why?”

“B-because! I-I’ll tell you about it when you get here! I don’t want to explain it over the phone.”

“Well, alright. I’ll make sure to come and see you tomorrow then, but any specific reason you can’t just tell me over the phone I should know about?”

“I-it’s a really long story, and I need you to pet my head while I tell you.”

“Why the hell do I have to pet your head?!”

“Heh. heh. Cause I like it when you dominate me.”

“Damn it, Ravis! This is exactly why I haven’t came to see you and was this close to just letting you die!”

“Come on! I was kidding, kinda, sorta, not really.”

“Fuck off, and get off my phone.”

“Love you too~!”

You hung up then rolled your eyes. You had no idea what kind of trouble he could have possibly gotten himself into, but you doubted that it was actually life threatening. He’s called you saying similar things before. Once he told you he was dying and when you got there, he told you it was from boredom and loneliness, since you hadn’t visited him in over a week. He probably just missed you, but doesn’t want to say it, thinking you won’t come over if he just said it like that.

This was the first time he told you not to tell (poppet) though. You were curious on that one. She did call you earlier today, but it was so early in the morning, you just dismissed it as her accidentally clicking your name. He also mentioned explaining a ‘long story’ to you, but that could be referring to other things, as he likes to do often.


When you got home, Lili followed you begging for her grade. You told her to wait in her room while you calculated it.

You were really just trying to scare her into doing it how you wanted her to. Though it wasn’t how you expected it to go, she did make it entertaining and you saw that she was actually trying to hold back from being her usual loud self.

You went off to her room. P.S. followed you there. She looked at you expectingly.

“Well, Lili...I don’t know how to tell you this.”

“I-I’m so sorry! I’ll do way better next time! I promise!”

“You did fine.”

“Fuck yeah! I knew it!”

“Though, you do like to...'make your own rules', if you will, you still follow my directions and listen to me.”

“Of course! Of course! So, I passed?!”

“Yeah.”

“I knew I would!” she cheered some more. “So, anyway. Who’s Ravis?”

“Don’t worry about it.”

“Aww!! Come on! Tell me!”

“You’ll meet him sooner or later.”

“Alright! Is he like the prince?! I thought that was gonna be Leon, though.”

“I have no fucking feelings for Leon, ok?!” you yelled. “He’s a servant, I’m the mistress! That is all! Plus, he’s like nineteen! That’s illegal!”

“Ooohhh! So it’s just because it’s illegal, huh?” she rubbed up against your shoulder. “Love ain’t got age limits, rich tits! Ya like that, ya better get it! Ya the princess! Of course he’ll say yes to ya! I bet he won’t even care what the rest of the world thinks about y’alls love! Oh, this is movie gold, rich tits!”

“S-shut up!”
This one is coming out hella faster than (poppet's)! I don't know why XD I didn't send this one to my proof readers, cause I really wanted to post tonight with three stories, but I only had two proofed >w<

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XD OMG If Leon does like ragazza, then Ravis has competition XD (though I doubt so)
But I can imagine Ravis being at least a bit jealous because of Leon or Lili shipping them together XD