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Prussia x reader-What the hell happened?!(part 6)

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~The next day, with Gilbert~


That morning, Gil stayed sleep until about ten. When he woke up, he felt kind of weird. He ignored the feeling then got out of bed. When he stood up, he quickly dropped to the ground, feeling as if he just peed on himself or something. "W-what the hell?! That was totally involuntary!" He didn't know what to do. 

He used his feet to push himself backwards until he reached your dirty laundry then knocked it over and sat on it. He quickly began kicking off his pants. "O-oh my god!! I'm bleeding!", he yelled. "F-fuck! T-this is what girls call their periods, isn't it? D-damn it!!"

There was light knocking on your door. "A-are you alright?", Arthur wondered but didn't open the door.

"No I'm not!! I'm like perioding all over the place!"

"O-oh god!"

"I'm bleeding! What do I do?!"

"I-I'm not a girl!! Don't ask me! C-call (name) or something!"

"I-I...I can't reach my phone"

"T-this uncomfortable!! I-I'm leaving!"

"N-no!! No! You gotta help me!! I kept you out of trouble yesterday!! I could have just blamed you, now help me!!"

"I-I don't know w-what you want me to do!"

"Just get (name's) phone for me and bring it to me!" There was hesitation on the other side of the door. "A-Arthur!! You gotta!!"

"....I-I hate you so much. Gilbert", Arthur made known before he slowly opened the door. "A-are you at least decent?"

"Yes! Yes! I'm under a pile of clothes now get the phone off the nightstand"

"W-why couldn't you have gotten it when you woke up?!"

"Because!! When I got up, the only thing I'm thinking about is why I'm fucking bleeding out my v-"

"Alright!! Alright!! Shut up! I'm getting it!!", he pleaded before going and grabbing your phone. He covered his eyes with his free hand before turning around towards Gilbert with his arm stretched out. "H-here"

"I can't reach that! Get closer!" He carefully took a step closer then Gil reached and grabbed the phone. "Thanks!" Arthur ran out of the room, slamming the door behind him. "Pssh. Weird" He dialed your number.


~With you!~


You were up by eight just because. You were able to get a shower in without getting excited and afterwards you got breakfast prepared for you and Ludwig who was already up. "Do you always wake up early?"

"It's just a force of habit now, actually"

"Hmm..." You watched him as he ate.

"...Y-you know it's kind of uncomfortable to have your older brother looking at you like that"

"Huh? Oh, I was just thinking...How are you and Gilbert related? Where you just raised separately?"

"We're actually a lot alike though"

"No", you bluntly disagreed. "Nu-uh. Why would you say such bad things about yourself?"

"Do you really dislike Gilbert?"

"I noticed something else! Before you knew I was Gil, you kept calling him brother! Then you changed it to Gilbert when I told you! Do you usually call him big brother or something?!"

"U-uh. T-that's not very im-"

"Ha! You do!", you began laughing and Gilbert's weird laugh came out. You cleared your throat. "Gil's laugh is so weird..."

His phone began vibrating on the table. "(name). Gilbert is calling you"

"Aww. Call him brother again! Ha!", you remarked before answering the phone. "Hello?"

"(name)! Help me!"

"Calm down. What's wrong?"

"....Y-you're bleeding"

"You cut me?!"

"No! N-no! Not like that! Y-you're...bleeding...come on! You know, girl bleeding" You began laughing so uncontrollably that you fell on the floor. "S-stop laughing! How do I make it stop?!"

"W-wait! Wait! Let me have this cause it will most likely never happen again!"

"Come on!!"

"O-ok. Ok...Wow!...First off, get a tampon" With that statement, Ludwig quickly left the kitchen. "You could have stayed bro! You're big brother is on his period for the first time! Don't you wanna hear about it?!"

"I-I'm good!"

"Aww....He left"

"Anyway!! Where am I suppose to get one of those?"

"They should be in my bathroom, in one of the drawers to the sink"

"But I can't get up! I'll just start bleeding everywhere!"

"It's not that violent of blood! Just speed walk to that shit"

"I-I'm scared"

"I'm gonna walk you through it all. Now just count to three then make a run for it"

"...O-ok...One....t-two...three!"

"...Did you get to the bathroom?"

"Y-yes but that doesn't make me anymore comfortable!" You heard drawers open and slam closed. "I-I think I found it!"

"Open it"

"...W-what the hell am I to do with this?!"

"...I don't know if this is funny anymore but uhm...You're gonna have to...Well....Uh...You uhm...Hm. How to put this...Y-you know that girls have three hole right?"

"So?"

"...W-well..."

"O-oh god! N-no! Is there another way than that?!"

"Well you could use a pad but they're fairly uncomfortable to walk around in"

"I don't care!"

"Well alright. Have it your way. You're gonna have to go back to my room, get a change of clothes, take a shower, then after that, call me and tell you how to put it on"

"I-I didn't need to know this much about the female body"

You shrug as if he could see you. "Well...Bye!" You hung up then started chuckling. "I'm sure he'd respect women a lot more after this"


~With Gilbert/ two hours later~


You already went over with him how it all was going to go down. You told him to take the pills that were in the blue box in your room since your cramps were always a little painful but he said, he could deal with it and didn't need anything like that. Right now he was raiding the fridge for any and everything to eat. "Why is there nothing in here?!"

"Gil? Are you alright dude?", Al asked him and touched his shoulder.

"Don't touch me! You don't care! Oh my god!", he sat on the floor and put his hand over his mouth as he whimpered.

"W-what is it?!"

"Y-you guys...T-the ceiling is white" Alfred just looked at him awkwardly as he began to cry for your white ceilings. "What is with me?! Why am I crying?!"

"...You on your time of the month?"

"H-how'd you know?"

"(name) is real moody then"

Gilbert shook his head. "I-I didn't know it was like this?"

"W-what is it like?"

"Like...I'm hungry, but I'm not and I really really want some chocolate right now but we don't have any! I'm going to bed"

Alfred waved to him as he left down the hall. "Night!"

Gilbert lied down in your bed and closed his eyes. He rolled over, trying to get comfortable but started to feel a slight pain in his lower stomach. He pushed the thought of it aside as he flipped onto his back. He took in a deep breath then the little pain started building up. He pulled his knees into his chest and hugged his legs but it just kept getting worse. "A-ah! G-go away, damn it!" He rolled onto his side then his other, trying to get comfortable. "Whaaaa!! Leave me alone!" He hugged your pillow close as he continued rolling around your bed. He was getting lightheaded from all the moving. He finally got the pain to subside a little by hanging off the side of your bed, while rubbing your pillow that was over his stomach.

He closed his eyes and sighed contently at the slight relief he got but then the pain came back suddenly. "Damn it!" He wrapped himself in your blankets then fell to the floor, hugging the pillow even tighter than before. Then he felt nauseous. He raced to the bathroom and pushed his hair back as he hung his head over the toilet but just ended up dry heaving since he hasn't eaten anything to throw up. 

He started crying some more then leaned on the tub. "T-this is awful and this happens every month?! My goo-", he interrupted himself as he went back to the toilet since he felt like he had to throw up again.


~With you!~


You were happily enjoying a period free day, watching tv with Ludwig. You had fun just hanging out with him all day, even if you were Gilbert. "Piyo~!", Gilbird chirped.

"Ya hungry, Gilbird"

"Piyo~!"

"I'll go get ya some seeds from Gil's room" You got off the couch. "Be back" You went off to Gil's room and filled up Gilbird's feeder. He flew off your head and went to the food. "Aww. You eat up, you cute little ball of yellow, you!"

While he was eating, you went to Gilbert's phone that you left unattended since your earlier call with him. When you opened it, you saw you had five miss calls and twelve unread text messages that weren't from your phone, Francis', or Antonio's. You first went throught the messages, being the curious person you were. "Hm. From Janet. Oh. I don't like Janet" You read her messages out loud. "'Hey Gil. I was getting lonely and wondering if you could come over later'...You a hoe", you concluded. "Next!"

You went to the next girl who text him. "Shakira...I don't like her either. What she talking about. Wait. Lets get into character", you cleared your throat then tried to talk as girlie as possible in a boy's body. "'Oh hey Gil~! I was just getting bored. Could you help me?'" You snickered. "Ha!...Help you with this dick. Sorry. Next message" You clicked the next one that was a picture, without thinking. Once it was loaded, you chucked the phone at the wall. "Aaaaahhh!! Oh god! Oooooooooh, my life!!"

You sat on his bed and rocked back and forth. "That was at least three different girls wanting to have sex with Gilbert...I-I'm not jealous...I just don't like those chicks...I'll help him!" You got up and picked the phone back up. You went through his contacts to see who to delete. "Alright. Janet. Deleted. Shakira. Deleted. Oh! This chick! Delete! I don't like her. Good bye. You leaving too....He just put her contact name as 'hit it tonight'....deleted!! You gone! Delete! Delete! Delete!!....Ha! Anime reference....Delete this bitch too!!"

While you were going on your delete spree, you got a call coming in. You were a little nervous when it started vibrating but calmed down a bit when you saw it was your name. "Hello?"

"(n-name)! I-I'm so sorry! Does that medicine you told me about make all this stop?!"

"Oh, you mean your period. You got cramps?"

"Y-yes and I'm sick and m-my head hurts a-and I really want some chocolate and it's annoying cause there isn't any!!"

"Check in my dresser, in the third drawer, under those shirts" 

You heard static on the phone then the sound of a drawer being violently opened. "Oh god, yes!"

"Y-you found it?"

"Uh-huh! Thank you! Chocolate has never been this good!"

"Well..."

"I-I didn't know this was this kind of awful!"

"Yeah. First day of it always sucks. So uhm, hey? Why is Janet's number in your phone?"

"Huh?"

"Well I was just sitting around and like...she texted you. I didn't know you had her number"

"Well, like you said, we don't hang out like that"

"Yeah. Y-yeah. I guess you're right"

"...You're the one who said that..."

"I-I know! U-uhm. Shakira was texting too. Some other girls. Not like I care or anything I just uhm...Don't know what to say to them"

"I don't know. Improvise. O-oh god!! My stoma-ack!"

"Are you throwing up?"

"Y-yeah"

"You should've taken the medicine when I told you too. It's too late now"

"W-what?!"

"You got bad cramps and you're vomiting. You can take it but you might just throw it up and even if you don't, it'll take longer to work now"

You heard him whine then more throwing up. "M-my chocolate"

"You probably should've ate some crackers. You might not be throwing up as much as you are"

"You never said that!"

"You never said you had Janet's number", you grumbled.

"What?"

"Nothing! Anyway! You'll be a bit better by tomorrow! When you wake up, make sure you eat something, then take the pills this time. Then, no cramping! Have you been moody?"

"Yeah! I started crying in the kitchen cause the ceiling!"

"Yeah. You'll probably still be moody but try to control yourself"

"Alright"

"Have fun puking"

"Shut up!"

"Ha!" You hung up. "Now!...Back to deleting all these chicks!"


~Next day, with Gilbert!~


After he woke up, he ate the rest of your stash of chocolate then took the pills quickly after. After a few hours of sitting in your room with no cramps, he thought it would be safe to leave the room. He went off to the kitchen. "Gil! You got me in trouble!", Francis accused him.

"Huh?...Oh that! It was (name's) idea. She told me to just blame you. My bad but I really didn't feel like cleaning"

"You suck!"

"Hey! Watch how loud you're getting!", Gil warned him.

"What?"

"Watch! It!"

Francis crossed his arms. "You're starting to sound like (name). Calm down, alright?"

"...OK..."

Francis pushed his shoulder a little. "Hey. You look sad. You o-"

"I'm fine! I just want something to eat!", he stormed off to the fridge and opened it roughly.

"...Ok...You're acting a little o-"

"Shut the fuck up or I'mma cut your damn dick off, alright?!", he pointed and yelled at Francis.

He looked fairly hurt by his outburst and touched his chest. "O-ow"

"I-I am sorry! I don't know where that came from!"

"You are fucking moody!"

Gilbert put his face in his hands. "Of course I'm moody! I'm bleeding damn it!! All I want is sweets and you can't even give me that, you pathetic bastard!...I'm sorry!!"

"(name) d-doesn't even get this psycho during her time! What the hell?!"

"I-it's all so new and it's just happening! (name) told me to try and control it but i-it's too much for a boy like me to handle and I-I just wanna eat that jar of frosting in there"

Francis hugged him. "It's ok"

"F-Francis. Cramps hurt l-like a bitch" Francis petted his head as Gilbert whimpered and whined on his chest. "T-this happens to girls every month! T-this sucks so hard! I f-feel bad now for not caring"
Ha! I probably exaggerated a tad with the moodswings ewe but cramps really are a bitch -3- I'll post this to all it's groups in the morning. Tired

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This has got to be the best body switching fanfic I've ever read. Thank you so much Author-san!