Ravis' interview~

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Follow The Rules Using One Of Your OC's (( Original Characters ))


1)Choose one of your own characters.
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then, tag three people.
4) feel free to add some questions of your own.


Character: Ravis

1) What gender are you?

Ravis: Oh, my gawd! We're starting?! Ok! Ok!...I'm a boy. Wait! Did I do that right?!

2) What is your age?

Ravis: Well, I'm pretty sure I'm suppose to stay fourteen forever. Kinda sucks dick, ya know? If I want to fuck somebody, they call the person a "pedophile" cause I'm underage...My life sucks.

3) Do you want a hug?

Ravis: Why, yes! Yes I would!

4) Do you have any bad habits?

Ravis: Define bad.

Lili: Oh! Oh! *waving hands around frantically* Tag me in! Tag me in!

Ravis: *hits her hand* Go!

Lili: PORN!!!

Ravis: That's a bad habit?

5) What is your favorite food?

Ravis: I kinda just accept whatever's in my mouth...You know, if you ever wanted to put something in my mouth, I won't like spit it out or anything...Just encase, like...you wanted to put something in there. I'd be totally cool with it!

6) What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Ravis: Vanilla~ *places hands over heart* I just want to thank god for ice cream! I could watch Pete eat it all day. Thank you for the reminder! I have to buy Peter some ice cream after this!

7) Are you a virgin?

Ravis: Only for the time being. Once I turn eighteen, Al, my totally awesome and hot boss, promised that he would fuck me. That is why I fucking hate that I'm technically fourteen forever!! Damn you, Dyah!

8) Have you killed anyone?

Ravis:...Define killed.

me: This isn't something you need fucking defined!

Ravis: Did they ask you, Dyah?! No! I don't think they did!

me: Shut up, and answer the question!

Ravis: Fuck me!!

me: Ok, we're just gonna move on from here.

9) Do you hate anyone?

Ravis: Not really. I kinda just...wanna fuck the world. Spread the love! Real hippie shit, ya know?

10) Do you have any secrets?

Ravis: Not really. I'm very open as some people like to put it.

11) What is your favorite season?

Ravis: Cuffin' season~!

12) Who are your best friends?

Ravis: Lili and Peter, of course! *hugs them*

Lili: Aww!! You my best friend too! *hugs him back*

Peter: Stop touching me *walks away*

13) What are your hobbies?

Ravis: Hobbies. Hobbies. Uuuuhhh...What's something normal to put here?...Oh! I know! I like to write in my free time! Lili REALLY likes my stories!

Lili: Ya'll should read his stories bout him and Pete! That shit crazy!

Peter: Stop writing about me!!

Ravis: Love you too~

14) What is your favorite drink?

Ravis: Refer to the food question.

15) When is your birthday?

Ravis: November 18. At least that's what this website says.

16) What age did you die?

Ravis: I don't know. Maybe fourteen. Dyah would like that, so I can go my whole life NEVER KNOWING WHAT SEX FEELS LIKE!!

me: Can you just answer the questions correctly?!

Ravis: I can't! I'm sexually frustrated!

17) Are you nice or mean?

Ravis: I'm hella nice!

Lili: He is! Once ya get past all the layers of pervert and stuff.

18) What do you think of your creator?

Ravis: You mean Dyah? She's iight. I wouldn't fuck her more than once or anything.

me: Even now, you're suppose to see me as your cousin.

Ravis: Yeah, I know. That's why I said I wouldn't fuck you more than once. Duh. If I tried to push it and go for twice, that would be incest. Gross.

19) What is your weakness?

Ravis: Pete~ I'd do anything for him!

20) How long can you stay under water?

Ravis: Is this a sly way of you asking how long I can hold my breath? In a sexual context?...Like, how long can I suck a dick without coming up for air? Just encase you couldn't see where I was going with that. Well, to answer your question, my creator won't let me experience that kind of pure blissfulness!

me: That's not even the fucking question here.

Ravis: LET ME SUCK THE BOSSES DICK, DAMN IT!!

me: Fuck! Next question!

21) What do you do on a regular day basis?

Ravis: Not fucking! Instead, I kinda just beg Pete to do it with me. I mean, he's younger than me, so that's not bad, right? 

Lili: We should like threesome with Pete!

Ravis: Fuck yeah, we should!

Peter: You two stay the fuck out of my room while I'm sleeping!

22) Do you love someone?

Ravis: My love is widespread~

23) Does that person love you back?

Ravis: Why wouldn't they? Love you, Pete!

Peter: *playing videogames*

24) Do you like me?

Ravis: Do you want to suck my dick? If you do, then I love you.

25) What do you consider fun in the day time?

Ravis: I don't know. I kinda just hang out with Toris and Eduard, doing whatever Ivan tells us to. Ya know. Gangsta shit.

26) At night?

Ravis: Teletha Testarossa (Blush) [V1] Oh, that's my reserved Peter time~

Peter: Stay out of my house.

Ravis: He wants me soooo much.

27) Do you like meatballs?

Ravis: *panting* I-is this sexual?! I feel like it is! Tell me it is! Fuck it! I say it is! Yes! Yes, I fucking love meatballs!

28) Do you like Chef Boyardee's meatballs?

Ravis: I fucking love old dudes!

me: I made you a character. I should be ashamed.

29) Are you gay?

Ravis: I like to think of myself as pansexual. I have no real preference. I just fuck what I like...and I usually like everything soo...Yeah!

30) Say that you were trapped in a closet with your lover for 2 days straight. What do you do if you start to starve in ONLY A 2-DAY RADIUS?

Ravis:...I don't think I get the question. So, I'm in the closet, right? Peter's there with me.

Peter: Fuck you.

Ravis: And we're about to starve...I don't...I don't get what I'm suppose to do here...Do we have the option to bring food with us before we go in? Why are we in a closet? What were we doing in this closet before we realized we're gonna starve? Why does no one know that we're in a closet about to starve to death?

me: Just answer the question to the best of your abilities.

Ravis:...Penis.

me: Dear fucking god.

32) What is your place of origin?

Ravis: Well, thanks for asking like I'm a fucking alien or something.

me: Well, you're technically a country.

Ravis: Details! Details! Anyway, I'm from Latvia, if you didn't know already.

33) Large or small family?

Ravis: The fuck is a "family"?

34) Who are your parents?

Ravis: The fuck is a "parent"?

35) Do you have a phobia?

Ravis: Dying before I get to have sex.

me: I don't think that's a thing.

Ravis: Of course it is. Everything's a thing. Duh.

36) Piercing/tattoos?

Ravis: I'm fourteen. Ivan wouldn't let me get one anyway. He says I'm pretty annoying to look at as it is, and that tattoos would make it worse. 

37) Addicted to anything?

Ravis: Porn.

37) Is this quiz over?

Ravis: It's your fucking quiz, bro! How should I know?!

38) If you could say one thing to your creator right now, anything at all, what would it be?

Ravis: Uhm...Hey.

me: Hey, Ravis.

39) Which of your parents do you look more like?

Ravis: There you go again with that word!

40) Say you were locked in a room with the person you hated most for a full day. What would you do to pass the time?

Ravis: Have sex with them.

me: Really, bro?

Ravis: What? I might as well get something nice out of it.

41) What's the funniest thing that's ever happened to you?

Ravis: Ok, serious note here. Define funny for me. Cause your definition and mine might differ like...a lot!

42) Are you tired of this quiz?

Ravis: Not really! I feel like I've gotten to know myself here~ Thank you, quiz-chan. Thank you.


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And that's how we're gonna do that. I don't know. I was bored, didn't feel like actually having to write things, so I did this. Should I do everybody else? Well, like, I'm probably gonna do it anyway, but I'll ask, just to see if you guys would like to read those too XD
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YES! You most definitely should do everyone! Sexually! :iconpervplz: