Your fav sexual writer is no longer a virgin!

With kissing, that is! >w< Ha! You perverts ewe I'm almost seventeen, and I'm just now kissing a boy XD And, for all my used-to-be-fellow-teenage-lip-virgins out there,...it...was kind of boring o-o...I don't see all the hype, really. Don't believe the hype -3- I don't know. Maybe I'm just a hipster and kissing just seems too mainstream XD But, seriously. It was nothing. Maybe I'm asexual! Nah, I talk about sex too much for that XD 

You know who I believe should be an asexual? 2p!France =w= Yaaaaassss! You probably all like, "Dyah! What?! B-but!...Oh, my gawd, is this a story?!" Well, in my head you are XD Look what you guys did to my ego?! I feel famous whenever I open up DA " They like me! They like me!" Anyway! Anyway! Yes, it might be a story I'm answering the question you never asked XD It seems easier to make both Francis and reader-chan like, "Ugh. Boring. Kissing. Boring. Sex. Boring. Friends. Boring. Life. Boring. Uggggghhhhhh-*ears perk up* Wait. Wait...Who's that? *point to each other* Me? How do you not know me? Fuck, you mean?! You sto-" then you guys have some hardcore sex and find out you're straight for each other~!  I pretty much just wrote the story right there 2p!France would appreciate the simplicity and right to the good sex part XD I don't know. Francis is difficult for me, 1p or 2p o3o Not sexually, of course. You know I'm beast  

Nancy and Tyler: Hhhhhhhhha!

Fuck! Go away!