random stuff again~! (just like old times! XD )

Oh, my gawd! They have cosplayed kill la kill porn! Seriously! These chicks are dressed up as Ryuko and Satsuki. Their cosplay is pretty good though. I just recently finished kill la kill too. Don't ask me how I know this is a thing! XD I just do. And no, I didn't watch the porn! Pfft! I don't watch porn. I watch hentai. =w= I tell my friends that too. I remember one time, one of my friends asked me if I watched porn. I was like, "Hell no! Anime is not porn!"

"So you watch cartoon porn?"

"No! Anime is not porn, damn it! It's art!"

"Perverted art of people still fucking each other."

"Art!"

"Perv."

I watched an anime called hentai and was very disappointed. They told me the show was about sex jokes, but none of those jokes were funny! It was like a sex revolved lucky star. The theme song was alright, but it let me down...Hopefully this whole journal won't be about hentai, but that's asking for a lot from me ewe Lets just see where this goes...

I just started watching Gravity Falls, thanks to my younger brother. It looks cool! I'm only on episode three right now. My brother's one of those people who be trying to find out all the mysteries of the show. I'm like one of the ten years who just think it looks pretty and it's funny enough to hold my attention XD

Aye! Aye! I told y'all about my fuck bitch dog?! We had to get him back, cause we gave him away, but he was fighting other dogs. I don't know who Paco thinks he is, but he is a teacup chihuahua...he don't need...to be starting no fights.

He's weird now, though. Like, he's scared to drink his water from his bowl, and would prefer to just lick it off the ground when it rains. He doesn't like his dog food and almost starved himself, not eating. He lived off the scraps we threw at him at dinner time for awhile XD He barks at nothing. Like, he'll just be in the living room, nothing made a noise, and he'll just go into a frenzy! I leave my room and this dumb ass barking at the tv that ain't even on! He stupider than before! But I gave him an IQ test that I found on the internet for dogs, and according to it, he is a genius, though. The geniuses be the crazy ones...He don't sleep in my room no more XD

The only reason I write these bullshit journals is because I know you guys'll read them anyway and still laugh at my retardedness. I don't know why it's so amusing to you guys. All I do is say random shit and sexual things. Then again, that's basically all I write in fanfictions too XD You guys are weirdos.

Plot no jutsu!! Sorry. I've been watching abridged series over this weekend. I should be studying for the SATs that I am totally unprepared for that I'm taking in June, but...Fuck that shit. I rather watch Naruto and the fucking rower! Gawd, that Naruto abridged is funny as fuck! "Oh, my god, Sakura. Don't call him Sasuke-kun, you sound like a fffffffffucking idiot!"

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, 'It's better than yours.' Damn right! It's better than yours. I could teach you, but then I'd have to slit your throat with my giant ass sword."

I'mma go back into the sex stuff. I don't like when I'm watching hentai on my phone and they show ads for regular porn down at the bottom and at the top. And it's always the fucked up porn like, 'I fucked my best friend's dad' or some shit. I'm like...what is wrong with you? And all...Why? And just like...Dude...I'm still kinda pissed, cause I can't watch hentai on my new phone, and my internet security on my computer expired and I don't want to get another virus. I can read hentai manga, but that's so not the same. The fuck! Oh, my fucking gawd, I think I seriously have a problem XD 

I haven't listened to English music in some time. I got this game called Osu on my phone( the only good thing about this butt phone) and it's a rhythm game, with mostly Japanese songs. There's English songs too, but not the ones I listen to. Like, they won't have, "Got hittas to kill a nigga. The streets really feel a nigga. I'm sorry I fucked yo bitch! But she really dig a nigga!" That would be a fun song to play on Osu though! XD

Why are you reading this? I wonder that ever time I post something. Seriously. Why do you guys read what I write? It's like...I don't get it. Right now I'm just winging this journal, cause I haven't posted anything in awhile...I decided to post a journal, cause I want to post more than one story, the next time I post. I also noticed my journals get about the same amount of views as my stories...I don't know why. Like I said, you guys are weirdos. But you're my weirdos~! You're forever mine! Accept it! Don't struggle!

I want to draw a comic where I'm a super hero and I get my powers from writing fan fictions...And my archenemy is the world itself! And I'm saving all my little fan fuckers from its clutches!...I am dead serious. I've thought about this. If my tablet didn't break, I could have been better at drawing on it and this would've been a thing by now XD My transformation would happen due to my peace necklace and my costume would look super hippie like. Instead of a mask, I'd have cool 70's, color tinted sunglasses. My weapon would be a pen and when I press it, it turns into a giant hammer!! I fucks with giant hammers! And like, when readers read stories, they get a little ball of light and use it to help them give life the finger. It looks hella cool in my head XD I wish you could see it! Nancy and Tyler and the other 2p's would be like imaginary friends that only I can see, until I transform and they help me, when I need them. When I'm in big boss battles with life and we come face to face, you guys are all behind me and I'm flying around, sitting on a fucking sun! It's fuckin epic!

On a different note that'll totally make you believe that I'm not a sexual person, I want to make a dating sims sometime in my life. It'll have hella characters, the player can be either male or female and, depending on their actions, can date girl and boy characters! It would be the best fucking dating sim in history! Realistic answers and hella sexy pictures and shit! I'm so fucking AWESOME!!! Prussia ain't got shit on me! Fuck, bro! XD

I think I'm done...This was like sex, except I feel more accomplished and satisfied at the end of this and there's a higher chance I won't regret this one as much~! Yeah! I'm a whore! Ok, byyyyyyeeeeeee!!!