F#cking Anniversaries!

Got damn it! I missed it again! I wanted to at least make a journal for my fifth anniversary on DA, but I missed it. Again. At least I still have time to write a one-shot for my fanfiction anniversary. If I'm not a bitch! I think I want it to be for 2p!Latvia. I haven't given him a story yet.

Ravis: I know! Like, what the fuck? Both Pete and Lili get stories, series even! And you give me nothing! I thought you loved me! I thought I was your favorite! I-I'm seriously going to cry!

Calm the fuck down, Ravis! Do you know how hard it is to give you things? You take things too far, okay?

Ravis: *sniffles* H-how so?

You gonna get me reported again!

Ravis: Well, maybe if you made me legal I could FUCK THINGS!!

Shut up, you! You're fourteen and gonna enjoy your youth for-fucking-ever, you little shit! *cough* Anyway...Happy five years of Deviantart~! Yay! I think I started writing fanfictions in June, so sometime around then, expect a 2p!Latvia one-shot. It might be shit, but hey. At least I might have wrote something this year.

Ravis: Everybody boycott Dyah till she makes me eighteen!

Shut up, Ravis!

Ravis: #LetRavisFuckThings! Join the movement, you guys! For my dick!

*throws brick* I said shut up, you whore! Geez! Anyway, as I was saying. I was thinking about making it a reader-insert, but you know, there's some other characters you guys might want to see Ravis with too, so do you want to vote? I feel a vote coming on. We haven't had a good ol' fashion vote in a minute. So, options!

Female!Reader

Ravis: I promise I won't stare at your boobs throughout the entire story.

Male!Reader

Ravis: I promise you get to top me.

2p!Sealand~!

Peter: D-don't add me into this!

Ravis: I promise you'll get to see us kissing, and I'll add my tongue for good measure.

Peter: *throws brick*

Ryan!

Ryan: Whoa! I get to be a reoccurring character? Wait! Wait! I mean, I'm not fucking gay!

Ravis: I promise we'll be the new power couple of 2017.

Ryan: *throws brick*

Ravis: K-keep these bricks coming, you guys.

Last, but not least, 2p!America!

Ravis: Is this going to be a backstory?

Yes. Yes, it will be.

Ravis: Boo!! Let me fuck the boss! That's what everybody wants to see!

Al: Yeah, you're fourteen, Ravis.

Ravis: #LetRavisFuckThings!

So, these are the characters I could pair with 2p!Latvia. Pick whichever. I'm like a good seventy-eight percent sure I could make a one-shot with any of these.